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A box
« on: April 06, 2019, 11:35:25 PM »
I made/have a box.......i wonder what im going to do with it / put in it :popcorn:
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2019, 11:37:43 PM »
You could put your weed in there.


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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2019, 11:53:33 PM »
Birdhouse.


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Re: A box
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2019, 12:40:51 AM »
You could put your weed in there.
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2019, 07:13:39 AM »
Counterweight of some type


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Re: A box
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2019, 08:49:25 AM »
Heavy duty dream catcher to hang from your rear view mirror?  :huh:
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Re: A box
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2019, 08:51:18 AM »
Oh wait I know, it’s the box that will secure Nate’s special secret recipes! Don & his boys are coming thru soon, button down the hatches and secure your daughters!  :tongue:
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2019, 09:35:26 AM »
It’s a movie quote
https://youtu.be/7UOphJOPaHo


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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2019, 10:21:18 AM »
It’s a movie quote
https://youtu.be/7UOphJOPaHo


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Re: A box
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2019, 01:39:10 PM »
Don't know what it is for, but it needs a few more screws to help keep it from coming apart.

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Re: A box
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2019, 02:13:48 PM »
OK, so this has turned into what to put in Nate's box thread

I'll bite:

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Re: A box
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2019, 03:13:51 PM »
It’s a box to add counterweights in and open the grill lid with ease?


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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2019, 04:09:11 PM »
It’s a box to add counterweights in and open the grill lid with ease?


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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2019, 09:47:54 PM »
I thought it was for potpourri, but he’d need to put some more holes in it......and burn it.


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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2019, 08:21:37 AM »
It’s a box to add counterweights in and open the grill lid with ease?


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You might be on to something, Nate was telling me about the the female terrorist kicking his hiney.....
I'll wager a small bet that when you were a kid, you were the one who jabbed a stick in the hornet's nest!
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Re: A box
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2019, 08:39:52 AM »
Negative, but apple doesn’t fall far from tree most likely. My dad did tell me about as a kid he once took a blow torch to the honey bees after watching the bee guy come out and collect honey. You can guess how that went....  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2019, 08:46:12 AM »
Negative, but apple doesn’t fall far from tree most likely. My dad did tell me about as a kid he once took a blow torch to the honey bees after watching the bee guy come out and collect honey. You can guess how that went....  :rolleyes:
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Those hornets came out with such a rage that they were actually bouncing off of me while flying straight toward that gang of kids. I never got stung, not once. All of them were stung multiple times, some very seriously. I can't remember, but I think the boy, Mark, was stung 11 times. I wonder if that is correct, as that would likely be lethal. But me, nada.
I think I did the same thing with a Chinook or a Huey and a raiding party a time or two.
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Re: A box
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2019, 08:57:19 AM »
I have no doubts that was a true story.....


Nate better hurry up in get back in here before you start guessing what kind of welding fixture this box is for....
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Re: A box
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2019, 10:30:18 AM »
Great family entertainment in the’Tuk

And for the record.  I had first dibs on counterweight.


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Re: A box
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2019, 09:43:52 PM »
We ever gonna find out what that friggin box is for?
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« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2019, 10:00:04 PM »
I already did, keep guessing you haven’t figured it out yet....  :tongue:
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Re: A box
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2019, 10:03:13 PM »
These are all kind of funny guesses....

You will all have to wait a bit longer, i had to make a phone call or 2 this afternoon and hurt some folks feelings because of their stupid lets play game shipping policies :knucklehead:

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Re: A box
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2019, 10:09:20 PM »
Door stop, Bookend, Plant pot base, time capsule for a rubik's cube...
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Re: A box
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2019, 10:17:47 PM »
Great family entertainment in the’Tuk

And for the record.  I had first dibs on counterweight.


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« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2019, 10:18:57 PM »
Is it a anchor for Hillary?

A box to put meat in around an ugly kids neck so the dog will play with them?


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Re: A box
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2019, 10:23:43 PM »
That would be a pretty big kid!

So that box doesn't solve some complex math equation, have all prime number measurements?

Create some sound?

Or produce some HF emission detectable by aliens?

Have trapped whale songs inside?

modern dreamcatcher?

Could it contain a key?

Or possibly be Pandora's other box

Could the Da#$!! farkin' thing be there just to drive me nutz?

Could it be nothing at all?
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« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2019, 10:28:56 PM »
Does it align itself with the center of the universe?

a coffin for the Geico Gecko?

Contain the other U-bolt nut I lost this afternoon

Contain the origin of life

Or somehow solve the mysteries of a woman (Naw, too small for that...)

Does it contain another smaller duplicate box, which in turn contains yet another duplicate smaller box?

Why would someone waste their da$N!ed Farkin' time buildin' a stupid wooden box with way too many screws holdin' it together?

Could it be used to beat you upside your hard stupid dam#$!! Farkin' agravatin' bony head?
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« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2019, 10:30:15 PM »
I'm sick of thinkin' about this really stupid dam#$! Farkin' box!
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« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2019, 10:32:03 PM »
Ah frikkin' box

The US of A is fallin' apart and we are lookin' at this stupid box

What next? build a wooden spoon?
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« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2019, 10:34:11 PM »
Have ya ever seen something and just not like it?

Well, it's this da#$@)! Frikin' box!
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Re: A box
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2019, 10:38:49 PM »
I made/have a box......
Great family entertainment in the’Tuk

And for the record.  I had first dibs on counterweight.


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You can’t just spit out random things her TX.  He didn’t ask what it could be used for.  He asked what it was


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Great family entertainment in the’Tuk

And for the record.  I had first dibs on counterweight.


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You can’t just spit out random things her TX.  He didn’t ask what it could be used for.  He asked what it was


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I made/have a box.......i wonder what im going to do with it / put in it :popcorn:

I believe "counterweight of some type" would qualify as " what I'm going to do with it" response :popcorn:


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« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2019, 10:40:49 PM »
Its a cursing box apparently....

Put a quarter in, Don....
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« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2019, 11:05:40 PM »
Its a cursing box apparently....

Put a quarter in, Don....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2019, 12:57:07 AM »
A quarter, heck he's up to about 4 fiddy.

Did give me a chuckle tho.
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« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2019, 08:48:36 AM »
We still talkin' about this box?
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« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2019, 09:11:22 AM »
Why not,   Does it get a finish on it? Spray paint? Stained and lacquer? TS grey?

Is it a dead man?   A piece of wood buried in the ground on the corner of a fence to keep the corner from falling in? Wood-feet deep- wire attached to vertical fence post?

Is it the box that the wife keeps the man card in?


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« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2019, 09:15:17 AM »
Naw, it's just some diversion Nate created to amuse some and aggravate others

To me it could be the ultimate shrine for a growing herd of DOT's!

Go ahead, pray to the thing

I'm goin' to use it to add smoke to some of Nate's cookin when I get there!
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« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2019, 09:17:27 AM »
Don you got any more details of time lines for this adventure?  We can change topics to things more helpful.


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« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2019, 09:22:25 AM »
Naw, it's just some diversion Nate created to amuse some and aggravate others

To me it could be the ultimate shrine for a growing herd of DOT's!

Go ahead, pray to the thing

I'm goin' to use it to add smoke to some of Nate's cookin when I get there!

And you’re getting warmer.....  :evil:
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« Reply #39 on: April 09, 2019, 09:37:53 AM »
Don you got any more details of time lines for this adventure?  We can change topics to things more helpful.


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« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2019, 09:40:14 AM »
Guess I get passed by, no grass yet.   I could use that skid steer for a week if ya wanna tow it with ya.  Pick it up in your way back home


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« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2019, 08:14:08 AM »
If you make it up to WA and then come west to MN (I94 is the main drag West to East before you have to turn south to avoid the Great Lakes) and then over to WI to see Bobby and then south to see Cuda in Chicago you would drive right by me. I even have a couple extra bedrooms and hot and cold running water if you are tired of camping. :) I'll leave the light on for ya!
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« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2019, 08:51:45 AM »
If you make it up to WA and then come west to MN (I94 is the main drag West to East before you have to turn south to avoid the Great Lakes) and then over to WI to see Bobby and then south to see Cuda in Chicago you would drive right by me. I even have a couple extra bedrooms and hot and cold running water if you are tired of camping. :) I'll leave the light on for ya!
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« Reply #43 on: April 10, 2019, 09:28:17 AM »
He even went tom bodett on yah.....lol
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« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2019, 09:37:37 AM »
Naw, it's just some diversion Nate created to amuse some and aggravate others

To me it could be the ultimate shrine for a growing herd of DOT's!

Go ahead, pray to the thing

I'm goin' to use it to add smoke to some of Nate's cookin when I get there!

And you’re getting warmer.....  :evil:

There may be remnants of the tac topper, the tac gator, both motor bikes, sarge, a chainsaw or 2,......(what other failures has there been).......stored in that box for future reference/use..... :popcorn:
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« Reply #45 on: April 10, 2019, 10:42:06 AM »
Your going to soak it in water and hang it in the cold smoker section of your smoker, to add some sort of flavor of something.

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« Reply #46 on: April 10, 2019, 11:00:01 AM »
Naw, it's just some diversion Nate created to amuse some and aggravate others

To me it could be the ultimate shrine for a growing herd of DOT's!

Go ahead, pray to the thing

I'm goin' to use it to add smoke to some of Nate's cookin when I get there!

And you’re getting warmer.....  :evil:

There may be remnants of the tac topper, the tac gator, both motor bikes, sarge, a chainsaw or 2,......(what other failures has there been).......stored in that box for future reference/use..... :popcorn:
The only copy of the infamous wheel incident? Is that inside?


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« Reply #47 on: April 10, 2019, 11:56:46 AM »
Naw, it's just some diversion Nate created to amuse some and aggravate others

To me it could be the ultimate shrine for a growing herd of DOT's!

Go ahead, pray to the thing

I'm goin' to use it to add smoke to some of Nate's cookin when I get there!

And you’re getting warmer.....  :evil:

There may be remnants of the tac topper, the tac gator, both motor bikes, sarge, a chainsaw or 2,......(what other failures has there been).......stored in that box for future reference/use..... :popcorn:
The only copy of the infamous wheel incident? Is that inside?


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That as well as the only proof of don testing the hardness of the garage concrete with his back and head
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« Reply #48 on: April 10, 2019, 12:08:05 PM »
Poor Don getting some more abuse on this post.... :tongue:
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« Reply #49 on: April 10, 2019, 12:55:01 PM »
Well, at least everyone forgot about the candybar fire.  :rolleyes:
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