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Offline Flyin6

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The new me...and I never knew I changed!
« on: February 15, 2017, 08:46:31 PM »

I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . . I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

 

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

 

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic.

 

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

 

I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

 

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.

 

I am older than 60, which makes me a useless old man.

 

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

 

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

 

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

 

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

 

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.

 

Recently, a sick old woman called me and my friends a “basket of deplorables”.

 

Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

 

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!

 

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

 

Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! As if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with. I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!

 

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Re: The new me...and I never knew I changed!
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2017, 09:39:56 PM »
So true...
And I'm right there with you as are all the real men here!
I just don't want to wind up missing a digit or limb.  I can sometimes get in a hurry to get results.
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Re: The new me...and I never knew I changed!
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2017, 09:54:09 PM »
Naw, you and the rest of us haven't changed......mental illness, hysteria and hypocrisy have spread like wildfire through the understory of immorality and permissiveness!  The further one moves away from a constant like a shoreline, gives the fool the impression that the land is shrinking, changing its size.  The wise realize just how far away "they" drifted from land.  :facepalm:
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Re: The new me...and I never knew I changed!
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2017, 10:12:40 PM »
http://www.bamn.com/

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/02/13/tucker_carlson_vs_berkeley_protestor_milo_yiannopoulos_a_fascist_must_be_stopped_by_any_means_necessary.html


Saw the little  "lady" that runs this outfit on Tucker Carlson's show.  She was physically accosting a pro Trump demonstrator. 

Its escalating fast and the time has come.  When the opportunity presents itself and one of these little communists moves past words to violence, it needs to be met with overwhelming disproportionate force.  Instead of this mental midget getting away with attacking someone on video, the video needs to be her getting her ass pounded into submission.  Woman or not, if she were to attack me I'd throat punch that little @#$%^% and smile for the cameras.

Sorry guys, I've had it.  The Obama intelligence community seditious  behavior and these little liberal anarchists need to be put down.
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Re: The new me...and I never knew I changed!
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2017, 11:18:45 AM »
Tucker sure has a way of chewing up these wackos and spitting them out, like a cat playing with a mouse.
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Re: The new me...and I never knew I changed!
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2017, 12:08:42 PM »
I saw that witch! Holy crap, I had the same reaction as you did TRN. I thought if I was peacefully protesting something and she put her hands on me I would do something to her and her Nazi friends realize that was a big mistake. Its just so sad she is a teacher. Can you imagine if your kid was in her class?! I would be demanding a change of classroom immediately. Wow. Just awful.

Tucker sure has a way of chewing up these wackos and spitting them out, like a cat playing with a mouse.

He really does.....I had an attorney once when I was being sued....the woman suing me (car accident) was a real.....pita shall we say. The attorney said to me "when someone is a "jerk" (he had a different euphemism!) I find that juries figure that out right away so the best thing I can do is just let them talk".  Tucker does that a lot and he is so armed with facts about what the person has said or done that they just dig themselves right into the hole he set. I have yet to see a lib on his show not come out looking like a total moron. And he does it all with a smile. haha.

 

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