Commiefornia
Another Big-D CIEMR
Just had a thought about how Commieofrnia could dig itself out of its debt
Communist tourism! Work with me a minute on this
Commiefornia could invite people from the "lower free 47," The other part of a well divided nation that was once the United States in to experience what it was like behind the iron curtain! This could work...People who are used to having freedoms could visit the state and experience the oppression. They could be served green stuff from the sea by hippies while viewing the state legislature enacting yet another tax on a business. Tourists could visit and tour hundreds of abandoned factories where over regulation killed capitalism. They could drive around in cars that do not pollute and are actually edible. They could walk in the dusty plains of once fertile farm fields over to some waterway to perhaps experience a sighting of some little fish that was saved that no one on earth outside commiefornia actually cares about.
They could pay exorbitant taxes on everything they purchase and watch the monies be used to purchase new hypodermic needles for heroin addicts, or college educations for Mexican illegal immigrants. US flags could be seen everywhere, on the ground of course or on fire with some even printed on toilet paper to show how the righteousness of rebellion triumphed over good old patriotism. One could experience disease, pestilence, and unclean food from every ethnic group on earth, except the evil Americans. Adorned with Black Lives Matter T-shirts, tourists could travel to Hollywood to worship the actors and actresses who live there in in all their wisdom and insight!
You could experience confusion, lawlessness, and down right terror in a place where police are put in their proper place, under the foot of the "Clinton is my president" movement. One could view beautiful landscape while enjoying the prayer time sounds from thousands of state subsidized mosques, and have the opportunity to hear the truth about God...That if he existed at all, which is unlikely (According to Ben Afflack) that he was probably black, and created men to love other men.
Oh and speaking of which, while in San Francisco, the tourist could be enlightened with recent Commiafornia scientific discovery pointing that the first two humans were actually a couple of gay monkeys who somehow reproduced (That part of the science isn't 100% proven yet, but they are close.)
Spend your evenings in hotels which are period correct prisons where convicts used to be held under unlawful US laws which had recently been repealed, knowing that the recent gun control laws are now keeping everyone safe. Breath clean air, and dring water made from recycled urine where everyone has a zero footprint! (Meaning most people living there are Zeros, so they walk around leaving "Zero footprints.")
I can see it man. Commifornia tourism. Come to a place where life has been turned upside down, and onto its side, hell it just rolled a few times. A place where homos rule over fascists and legally beat down hate filled Christians. A place where the Mexicans have taken over and are trying to create another Mexican state, but they are so ganked up, that Mexico itself is building a wall to keep them out for good. This is a place where you will regularly see violent gangs shooting up the place where it is illegal to own so much as a pen knife. A place where Spanish and "Los-Slang" is the state language and everything is printed in any language other than English! I could totally see it. I'd say it's about 80% there already.
