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Offline TexasRedNeck

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OJ Stories
« on: July 20, 2017, 10:22:31 PM »
So I thought I'd share an OJ story.

Those who know me know I'm a plain spoken person and don't really pay attention to "feelings"

Several years ago, after OJ was aquitted on muder chargers and before he got nabbed on robbery and kidnapping,.....he was in houston boarding a SW airlines plan headed to San Antonio.  I was on the plan with one of my employees heading to a meeting with a prospect.

it was surreal.  Half the people were fawning over him and other other half was obviously upset and disgusted with him.  He was travelling with some bleach blond trailer trash white lady and she was obviously hammered (it was before noon)

I was seated 2 rows behind him and on the starboard side while he was on the port side.  People were making small talk.  One guy boarding the plane yelled out "OJ! what are you doing in Texas?"  OJ answered "man don't you know that all my exes live in Texas (seeking to emulate George Straight)"  I was unable to contain my disgust any longer so i spoke up in a very loud voice.  "did you dig up Nicole Brown Simpson and bring her with you?" You could have heard a pin drop

He looked right at me with that, "I'll cut your throat look".  My employee was freaked out because all he coulf think about was that he was going to miss his prospect meeting because his boss punched out OJ on the plane.......

« Last Edit: July 20, 2017, 10:23:46 PM by TexasRedNeck »
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2017, 10:25:52 PM »
Haha nice.

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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2017, 10:43:23 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2017, 10:56:30 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2017, 11:01:25 PM »
we may need some sort of evidence to back this claim up..................... :popcorn:
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2017, 11:19:21 PM »
we may need some sort of evidence to back this claim up..................... :popcorn:

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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2017, 08:14:05 PM »
Heck yeah you rowdy sob!!

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Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

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