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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: June 13, 2017, 11:08:50 AM »
Here are some pictures of the 97 Dodge....  This was how it looked the day I picked it up...

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Build Threads / Re: 2008 Jeep Jk 4 Door
« on: June 13, 2017, 10:40:08 AM »
Didn't know you were a MMB...  Master Metal Bender...  Picked up all kinds of tricks in IN didn't ya!

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: June 02, 2017, 10:49:45 PM »
Just reporting in for duty...was farmside

Whoa

What a story

Whoa...

Don't know where to start...so I wont

Just say, Glad to have you back in one piece Ash, and Praise God...he is still in the people business!

The man who has something to say about everything, speechless?  I'm not buying, lol.  I'll let it all soak in for a while then you can unleash on my thread and clog it as you see fit!   :cool:

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: June 02, 2017, 10:47:55 PM »
how has that trailer held up that you bought from me ash?

I completely understand what you are/were feeling with regards to being away from family.......I have been there too many times and have paid the price over and over as well.....

Its doing well Nate.  Just loaded it up the past two days with supplies for our next job.  It will be leaving out Monday morning loaded down. 

I've seen both my partners go through a divorce from their first wives of 18-20 years.  Not saying it was all because of working off, but it did play a part that lead to other things that shouldn't happen in a marriage. 

Just didn't want to go that route with my wife and kids...

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: June 01, 2017, 08:37:39 AM »
Speaking of my 97 Dodge 12 valve, who is the go to guy on here I can bounce questions off of?  I want to start working on getting more power out of it, without spending a fortune.  I may start up a new thread for it on here so no one has to plow through all my other junk...

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: June 01, 2017, 08:33:28 AM »
Now, I know a lot of you are wondering about the 2015 Dodge I had.

Well, if you want a pavement princess, go buy you one.  They are nice, have a great interior, but they are meant to be kept on the highway...

We got rid of my truck at 106k miles.  Since June of 2016, while working in NM, I had the following happen with that truck...

replaced water pump
broke rear sway bar links
broke front shock mount
had to replace front shock
broke a wheel
went through 2 sets of ball joints (was on the third set when traded)
went through 2 sets of wheel bearings (was on the third and fourth set when traded)
key fob quit functioning so it had to be reprogrammed and replaced
broke rear back up lights mounted at frame under bumper
front sway bar shifted to the passengers side as far as it could go
replaced the belts
something on the front of the motor was still whining when we traded it in because we quit spending money on trying to fix it
amp fold out running boards quit working

Now New Mexico is not the best place for a truck to be everyday.  Conditions are a little harsh.  Roads are about as smooth as driving down a set of rail road tracks.  But, we have chevys and fords out there as well.  They all held up a ton better under harsh conditions than dodge.  The chevys by far, hands down, can handle the stress and work conditions the best.  Ford held up pretty well also.  Dodge couldn't handle it.  We have replaced 5 gas motors in the one ton trucks, all at under 50k miles.  Dodge wont warranty them because they claim there is dust in the intake tube.  Even though we clean out filters daily, and have new filters installed every 3k miles.  Dodge warranty is the biggest joke I have ever been involved with.  Even on my truck, they didn't want to warranty anything.  My company, and I, will never own or purchase another new dodge product, ever.  They are fine for running up and down the highway, and look good doing it, but that's it.  If you do go out and buy one, you might as well get it with NO warranty.  Save your money, because they will not warranty anything on that truck.  I ate up a brand new set of tires in 3 months.  Ball joints were shot.  Dodge would not warranty because they claimed they were still within their specs.  Even though I could eat up a brand new set of tires in 3 months, the ball joints still met Dodge specs.  If you want horror stories, then talk to me before you go out and buy one.  Trust me.

After putting all our vehicles through those conditions in NM, I can honestly say nothing held up as well as those chevys.  Just the regular 6.0 gas motor one ton trucks.  You couldn't hurt them.  We have some with 200k miles plus, and they still run, everyday, on the factory motor and trans.  We haven't seen a dodge make it to 100k yet without replacing the front end and motor!  We just replaced the motor on the gas ford because it sucked in too much dirt.  Havent touched a single chevy motor yet.

I still own my 97 dodge 12 valve one ton.  I love it.  Would have no issue buying another one.  But you can forget the new ones.  Not worth the money.

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: June 01, 2017, 08:18:58 AM »
Now let me get honest...

Before I left my family for work and spent 8 months in New Mexico, I was fairly grounded.  Money has never been anything more than an object to me.  Never has bothered me whether I had it or not.  Before going off to work, I always wanted more though.  More money to invest in this, or buy that toy, or buy my kids this, or buy that for the house and so forth...  It never stopped.  It wasn't until my family was removed from my daily life that I got a reality check.  After a few months, I didn't care if I even had a job.  All I wanted was to see my kids every day, to hug my wife every day.  That was no longer an option for me.  Moving off put my life back in check.  I realized what was more important and what I made time for mattered.  I missed out on 8 months of my kids lives and I can not get that back no matter what. 

Money was no longer important, stuff was no longer important to me.  All I cared about was TIME, and spending that time with the people that mattered the most to me. 

As some of you know, and most probably don't, I co-own two different companies.  The major company is our oilfield construction company.  The other is a smaller rental and investment company.  I have been a co-owner for over 7 years now in these two businesses.  It has been stressful.  It has also been fun and extremely rewarding.  But it also has its downsides.  I feel responsible for all my employees, and when we don't have any work going, I stress about them and taking care of them.  With that being said, I wouldn't trade anything for the last 7 years plus of experience and knowledge that I've gained. 

In September of 2016, I realized I wanted to be a part of my families life.  I started praying that somehow, God would provide me a way out.  I didn't have a clue how I would happen, even figured it to be pretty much impossible, but I prayed anyway.  I just wanted a job back home, that would support us.  I quit making stupid purchases like toys and trucks and other stuff that is simply a waste of money.  Even after I came home for good in January, I still continued to pray that same prayer to God.  Well, on a Tuesday morning, in April, I received a phone call.  One of my closest mentors is the head boss over a gas field here at home.  He handles all of east texas.  Their construction manager was retiring, and he asked me if I would be interested in taking that position.  I was blown away.  This kind of offer never happens.  They always move someone internally up, not bring in an "outsider".  Now I have laid pipelines for this company for the last 8-10 years, so they know me pretty well.  He believed this position would be the perfect fit for me, and for them. 

So, after we met that evening and spent a couple hours discussing it, I decided that was the job I have been wanting.  The office is 10 min from my house, and I will be home every night.  Obviously this new job comes with a pay cut, but, it has great benefits.  I sold out my ownership of both of my other companies to the other partners and will be starting this new job in a few weeks. 

The same week that I got the call and was offered this position, the wife and I found a nice piece of land with a simple shop house built on it.  We have been looking for 3 years for land to build a shop house on, and 3 days after I was offered that job, we found the perfect place we have been looking for, with a shop house already on it, and I put a contract on it. 

So, over the past two months, I've been hit with two tornadoes, had to get most everything rebuilt at the current property, I'm selling out of the two businesses I own, starting a new job, found the perfect place we have been searching for the past 3 years, put a contract on it and will be closing on it next week, I have listed my current property with a realtor, sold the hot rod, sold my boat, and just seeing where God takes me from here. 

So, I've had a few things going on...

There are a lot more details involved with everything that I've left out.  Shawn knows most of them because we stay in contact on a regular basis.  I just don't have the time to dive into all of it.  I just wanted to share with everyone what has happened with me, and how God can still work miracles.  His timing is perfect, and any situation that seems impossible to us, is nothing for him.  I never thought I would find a way out, for three years we never thought we would find the one spot we wanted to be, but God decided to answer both of those prayers in the same week.  None of this was by my hands, I simply prayed and asked for guidance.  God provided the rest.  I give Him all the praise and all the credit.  Never underestimate our God. 

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: June 01, 2017, 07:43:04 AM »
Thanks men, I appreciate the concern.  Definitely wasn't a fun experience. 

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 06:03:20 PM »
a little breezy....

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 06:02:18 PM »
A few lines going in here...

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 06:01:19 PM »
Little snow...

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 05:58:33 PM »
and so forth...

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 05:57:10 PM »
Few more pipeline pics....

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 05:55:47 PM »
Back to a few more pics of that saddest place on earth....

That's me giving the two thumbs up after bending some pipe...

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 02:19:43 PM »
Ill get some photos posted up in a bit.  Have a training to attend for now...

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 01:48:33 PM »
Well, prior to all of this happening, I purchased the rv back in June of 2016, and moved to Carlsbad, NM.  We picked up a ton of work in a new field out that way, so I had to move out there.  I came home every 2-3 weeks for 5 days, then went back.  It was somewhat fun, new, and a lot of experience was gained on my end.  Got to see a different part of the world and work in a very different environment.  I moved back home mid January of 2017 because we were finally picking up more work back in east texas.

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 01:45:15 PM »
This time, it was a confirmed EF-1 tornado.  Started about 2 miles west of me, came right through us, and went for another 6 miles to the east.  8 mile track of damage, 3500 yards wide.  Winds up to 110 mph I believe.  It took off the rest of my shop.  Took out about 1/4 of my shingles on the house, and I lost about 6 big trees on my place.  After about a week, I had everything cleaned up, and they began rebuilding.  So, as of today, my shop is back like new, new roof on the house, fences are back, new horse barn is up and installed, and they will finish up on my carport next week at some point... 

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 01:42:39 PM »
Well, on May 3, we braced ourselves for more damaging thunderstorms.  I was just leaving the office, wife and kids had gotten out of school and ran to town.  I get a call from my neighbor saying things got really bad, and he thinks I lost the rest of my shop.  I get up with wife, they are in town, locked in bathrooms at local store because all the sirens in town are going off for tornados.  I head home, and ran into the storm.  I pulled over on the side of the road and waited it out.  Didn't seem too bad to me.  Once I got a few miles up the road, the damage told a different story.  Trees were down everywhere.  On houses, vehicles, everything.  I met my wife at our County Road, because all the roads were mostly blocked off from trees and debris.  They hopped in the truck with me, and we maneuvered our way through locations, lease roads, and around trees to finally get to our house.  Well, of course, this is what we witnessed...

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 01:38:10 PM »
A tornado decided to sit down in my pasture, not go anywhere, just wreck out all my stuff, then lift back up and move on.  I was the only person to sustain damage.  Took out 30'x60' of my shop, took out my horse barn, took some shingles off the house, damaged the hot rod, and damaged my rv...  Oh well.  Life happens, I have great insurance, so everything will be taken care of. 

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 01:31:55 PM »
Well, on April 2, my oldest daughters birthday, we came home after church.  I decided to grill burgers for lunch, but the weather was pretty bad, so I did them inside in the oven.  About the time they came out of the oven, everything outside went white, the front doors to the house were blown open and slammed into the walls, and things went south from there pretty quick.  Alex and I were trying to push the two French doors closed against the wind, and we couldn't.  I was watching all the shingles on my carport being lifted straight up into the air.  I quickly determined this was not good, and about the time I said the heck with the doors, and I went to grab the girls who were watching everything unfold, and rush them into the closet, when everything just stopped.  Got dead still.  Well, wife and I ran around cleaning up water from inside the house, getting everyone calmed down, and walked outside to observe the following....

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 01:25:05 PM »
Yowsa!
Sold it...fun while you had it I guess huh?

It was.  Had it almost 2 years.  Only took it out a handful of times.  Just to cruise to town, or to church.  That was about it.  Never raced it. 

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 01:20:25 PM »
Well, long story short, I sold the truck about two weeks ago.   :shocked:

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 01:14:11 PM »
and why not have some video....

Not sure if video will be rotated correctly or not. 

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 01:10:25 PM »
few more...

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 01:08:40 PM »
Motor

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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 10:28:48 AM »
List of mods...

Iron block LS LQ4.  Engine bottom end has 50k on it.
Billet timing gears and chain
LS7 Filters
Texas speed push rods
.650 lift double springs and retainers and valve job from Texas Speed
Polished 317 heads
Custom Grind Cam from Texas Speed
288/288/114 lsa  588 lift
NGK T5R Plugs
MSD wires
Holley Hi Ram Intake with Holley Billet 105mm throttle body
Holley 66# injectors
Lokar throttle cable and trans dip
Holley Dominator efi fuel injection system with all harnesses
Ceramic coated long tube headers
Holley Dominator billet fuel pump
Braided fuel lines with AN fittings
Built 4l80E from Wickens Racing
Circle D 3200 Stall Converter
B&M quarter stick with line lock
Griffin radiator with dual electric fans

Motor was built to bolt on a D1C Procharger

Custom Narrow strange 9" rear end with billet 3rd member and 456 gears.

Rear is tubbed and springs located inside frame

Wheels are Coy's billets 20x14 rear / 20x7.5 front
New tires.  16" wide Mickey Radials on rear.

Interior is vinyl and tweed.


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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 10:14:08 AM »
Man, looking back over this thread was a little aggravating to me if I'm honest.  I'll get in to that later.  First, let me show off what I traded the monster jeep for...


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Build Threads / Re: Whats Next...
« on: May 30, 2017, 10:08:39 AM »
It all can be told, just might take a few days to get it all on here.   :cool:

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Build Threads / Re: LML Silverado Duramax C-Max build thread part 4
« on: May 26, 2017, 01:22:07 PM »
Don, I just noticed you have the ball joints on top of the arms. I believe they go on the bottom (push on the arm vs push on the bolts).

It may affect the geometry a little, but Safety is a bigger thing!

http://www.cognitomotorsports.com/media/pdfs/7054.pdf
Holy Smokes!

WOW!!  I just looked back on my install from about 50 years ago seems like, and I did the exact same thing Don.  Had them mounted on top instead of on bottom... 

Glad to see the black truck still putting in work.   :likebutton:
Hey Ash!I thought some gator ate you a year or two back!

Glad to have you around

Spread some news...What about that Dodge?? (Or Ram??)

I'd like to see what you've done to it lately

And what of you?


Would clog up your thread to give all that information...  All is good here.  Lot's of changes, lots...  Dodge is gone, and I will never own another new one.  Will stay with Duramax from now on...

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Hide Site / Re: Hide Site/Bug-out location Construction, Part 4
« on: May 26, 2017, 01:19:52 PM »
I'm sure I'm saying what you already know, but make sure you're pick up tube is not on the very bottom of the tank.  Always leave it a few inches up off the bottom.  Everything you don't want going into your tractor resides in the bottom few inches of a fuel tank... 

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Hide Site / Re: Hide Site/Bug-out location Construction, Part 4
« on: May 23, 2017, 10:41:08 AM »
On a side note, if you start cutting any hardwood, the slabs work very well as fence posts.  My neighbor has cut a ton of lumber over the past years, enough to build two very large barns.  For all the hardwood slabs, he cut them with a chainsaw at 8' lengths, and used them for fence posts.  This was for a barbed wire fence to hold his cows.  Been a few years installed, and they are still solid as can be.  Just a thought. 

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That old Case still keeping up with the workload?

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Build Threads / Re: 2008 Jeep Jk 4 Door
« on: May 23, 2017, 10:13:20 AM »
Well, you done playing around and get back on the jeep projects??

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Still not running... 

Ill check back in next year.....

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Build Threads / Re: LML Silverado Duramax C-Max build thread part 4
« on: May 23, 2017, 09:51:44 AM »
Don, I just noticed you have the ball joints on top of the arms. I believe they go on the bottom (push on the arm vs push on the bolts).

It may affect the geometry a little, but Safety is a bigger thing!

http://www.cognitomotorsports.com/media/pdfs/7054.pdf
Holy Smokes!

WOW!!  I just looked back on my install from about 50 years ago seems like, and I did the exact same thing Don.  Had them mounted on top instead of on bottom... 

Glad to see the black truck still putting in work.   :likebutton:

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Build Threads / Re: 2008 Jeep Jk 4 Door
« on: September 27, 2016, 10:29:05 PM »
Sure, the commentary....  ;D


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Build Threads / Re: 2008 Jeep Jk 4 Door
« on: September 27, 2016, 10:12:26 PM »
You know you're going to get the commentary regardless.  Might as well make use of my dumb mind, weak back, and slow hands while you're at it....  ::)

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Build Threads / Re: 2008 Jeep Jk 4 Door
« on: September 27, 2016, 09:53:38 PM »
Glad to finally see some progress out of you!  I like the looks of that new motor!  That dark purple makes it look fast....  Fits your style as well...  :-X

You should have just hollered if you needed help.  I'm only a few hours from you now! 

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Build Threads / Re: 2016 Rubicon GJ
« on: July 03, 2016, 04:35:12 PM »
Nice jeep Don!  It will look good in your lineup. 

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Build Threads / Re: 2008 Jeep Jk 4 Door
« on: July 03, 2016, 04:19:17 PM »
Glad to see you making some progress, again!  Ready to see this build in person too.  Should be a nice set up knowing you and your attention to detail...

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Yep, just caught on to that.  Looks like all the action is on your jeep thread....  I need to check on that motor anyhow, speaking of jeeps....

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Build Threads / Re: 2008 Jeep Jk 4 Door
« on: April 19, 2016, 05:03:12 PM »
Yep.  I had to trade it off.  It was in the shop 4 months out of the 20 months we owned it.  3 of those months were consecutive...  We traded it off and downsized to a car. 

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Hmm, still no progress.....

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You know how to play golf???? 

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Faith Discussion / Re: Urgent Prayer Request
« on: January 09, 2016, 03:39:54 PM »
Evening Gentlemen, and Don....  ;D

First off just wanted to say how blessed and gracious Lex is for having all of you reach out and lift her up in prayer.  Alex and I thank each and every one of you.  Throughout this entire ordeal, I have just been amazed out the outpouring support and prayers that we have received.  God is so good, and it shows each and every day. 

All is well with Lex's eye.  Most of the abrasions have healed over, the pooling of blood in her eye has ceased a few days ago, and her body has finally absorbed all the blood.  Basically, the eye is clear from the outside looking in.  The retina and optic nerve were not injured, which is a miracle of in itself.  She did suffer a traumatic cataract, and part of the iris detached.  The cataract will be a simple 10 min operation.  They will look at the iris while doing the surgery, and make a decision on it at that time.  The detachment of the iris is basically cosmetic anyway.  Both eye doctors agree that after the cataract is removed, she will be back to 100%, as if the accident never happened.  So, other than missing a week and a half of school, and not being able to finish out her basketball games for this year, she will be her great self again by February. 

Both eye doctors wrote this up as a miracle on their list.  They claimed that for an eye to come in with as much damage as hers', there is always retinal/optic nerve damage.  Always.  She had none.  The specialist said he has never seen a case like this.  Never.  It's a first.  It's like that eye just took all frontal damage, and the back of the eye, by some miracle, held together.  The other eye doctor, who has 37 years experience, said 99% of the time, that eye would have been lost.  He has seen it happen too often.  He is a solid Christian man, and he has seen a handful of miracles in his 37 years, and he told all of us to add this to the list, because there is not a doubt in his opinion that this was a complete miracle.  This case just does not turn out as well as it has. 

Now I'll give some explanation of what happened....
Alex, my two girls, my wife's first cousin, and I were just having a calm evening.  Alex had bought one of those big bundle packages of fireworks.  You know the kind.  All wrapped up with a ton of different fireworks, all in one box.  Well, we started about 9:00.  Addison, my 8 year old, and I were setting of all the fireworks.  We had a fire going in our fire pit, and Alex, Carly, and Alexis were sitting around it staying warm.  By 10:00, we were basically done.  Throughout the night, after we had set off different fireworks, I would pick them up and set them in the fire.  Easy clean up.  No hassle, no mess the next morning.  Well, as I was cleaning up, Alex and I were standing at the empty box of fireworks and grabbing up the left over trash to burn.  There were a couple of the long tubes with a base, the ones you set the artillery shells down inside of with a long fuse that comes out the top.  Well, I didn't use them.  I had a couple left over tubes from the 4th of July, and we used them instead.  Alex asked me if I wanted to save them, and I told her nope, didn't need them.  Just put them in the fire.  So, we walked outside, Alex set the tubes in the fire, and I continued on to the house.  Alexis and Alex were sitting right beside the fire.  3-4' away.  Carly and Addison had gotten up and were walking toward my shop.  About the time I got to the front door, I heard the explosion.  I ran toward the fire to see what had happened.  About the time I rounded the corner of the house, Lex had come too, and started screaming.  Alex was right beside her, but wasn't injured.  Her jacket had suffered a lot of sever burns though.  We got Lex up and inside the house.  There was a lot of blood coming from the eye, and she couldn't see anything.  We could cover her right eye, and everything would go black.  Her left eye sustained the injury.  The right eye was perfectly fine and unharmed.  We rushed her to the hospital, and the er doctors went to work.  He did all he could, then called in the eye doctor about 11:00.  At that time, the only thing Alexis could see was if you shined a flashlight directly into her eye, then moved it away.  She would see faint light, and that was it.  I believe everyone knows about what happened from that point on...  The eye doctor did call us around her that night, and prayed for her right there in front of everyone.  He sent us home and said all we can do is pray because at this point, it's in God's hands...

This was just a freak accident.  It was definitely an artillery shell that exploded.  It exploded out the side of one of the tubes that were put in the fire.  We don't know where it came from, because we never put one down the tube.  All we can assume is that there was a shell pre-loaded in one of the tubes, and we didn't know.  There was no alcohol involved, nothing to impair my judgment or senses.  I double checked everything before it was put in the fire.  I just assumed the tubes were empty, didn't use them, so didn't check them.  Just cant be too careful. 

Again, thank you all so much for all the prayers.  They were definitely answered. 

As of now, we are going back to the specialist Monday morning, then to the surgeon Tuesday.  They will do the surgery on the following Monday.  After that, I'm sure we will have more check ups with the doctors, but we should be in the all clear. 

I will continue to update everyone as I can throughout this process. 

Thank you. 

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Nice progress.  Glad to see you didn't have to hurt someone...

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D.O.T. / Re: Best Pranks
« on: December 13, 2015, 06:22:47 PM »
Yeah, leprechaun was a good one.  Still have the autographed card in my desk drawer, lol....

Let me get this right. I contacted this guy off of CL. & you have his phone number in your desk? Big Date planned?!? :-X

Heck no!  The playing card he used on that one trick...  You sure are obsessed with CL.  Sure there isn't some underlying drama perhaps that happened to you, but you refuse to admit it or bring it up, so you take it out on the rest of us???   ::)

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D.O.T. / Re: Best Pranks
« on: December 10, 2015, 07:23:10 PM »
Lol, ol Shawn is full of the pranks...  Ask me how I know...  ::)

I'm still waiting for the right time to send over the midgets.....   ;)


I already have 4 midgets you're too late! ;)

& as far as pranking Ashley I am pleading the fifth about the leprechaun....... ::) technically it was a b-day present & I couldn't find a local mariachi band!

Yeah, leprechaun was a good one.  Still have the autographed card in my desk drawer, lol.... 

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Faith Discussion / Re: Please give this guy a clue and an invite already
« on: December 10, 2015, 07:20:34 PM »
frappa-what?

man-card revoked.....

Don't worry it's not like he had one before his wife holds it hostage...... :o

When you get to my level, you don't need a card to prove your a man.  Your actions have already proven it....   8)

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D.O.T. / Re: Best Pranks
« on: December 09, 2015, 09:33:31 PM »
Shawn and I must have though along the same lines.  Me and a close friend were notorious for bringing live and dead animals to school, all the time.  We would turn loose a live on inside the school more than once, lol.  And sometimes we were known to tie live animals to a friends truck in the parking lot.  Sometimes it was a snake, sometimes a chicken...  We would actually go out at night to the river bottoms, and catch water snakes and put them in a trash bag.  Come to school the next day, and have most every vehicle in the parking lot with a live snake in the bed of the truck, or tied to a door handle, lol...  But, I will say, the few times a live snake was loose in the school, me or my friend were always called in by the principal to catch it and release it outdoors, lol.  Good times.  Had a few guys that would turn in to the biggest sissies over a snake.  Wouldn't even get in their own truck until we removed the critter.  Poor guys. 

And we went to a large school.  Had 194 in my graduating class.  So, roughly 750 kids in one building.  We always had ample targets...
We were also known to turn loose a few large live animals downtown as well.  Nothing funnier than a pack of wild hogs stampeding down main street, lol... 

Country come to town...   8)

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