The Frau called me this morning...

[Flyin6]

Got a call from my bride this morning.

She was chuckling

Said she was walking around Kroger getting these refugee kids a couple things and her leg and back was hurting.

Upon further inspection

Wait for it...

She was wearing one heel, and one flat...

But, both were black!

[Nate]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TexasRedNeck]

Wow. Epic Fail worthy. Rofl


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[cudakidd53]

They MATCHED so she should have sold it by walking as if all was normal!  One of the laughs you'll share for years to come!

[stlaser]

Proof she has too many shoes just like my better half!

[Flyin6]

So... Story continues

She discovered this problem while in Kroger...Shopping

I would have thought she would have driven home, but nope.

Improvise, adapt and overcome, the USMC motto was used. She purchased a pair of boots. As in bad weather boots, and continued to march!

Unbelievable! She had to meet two wealthy and influential businessmen today...with her duck hunting boots and dress slacks!

[moto123]

OK that's pretty funny.  And she sounds perfect for you.

[TexasRedNeck]

Well. It IS Kentucky, where having all your teeth makes you special.

:stickpoke


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[stlaser]

& don't forget not having a messed up haircut...... ;D

[Flyin6]

Around here we ask the question, "Which teeth do you absolutely have to brush?

Answer:

Only the ones you want to keep!

[TexasRedNeck]

When I lived in AR the saying was" what do you call 32 Arkansans in the same room?  A full set of teeth. "


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[OldKooT]

Don, our wives think a lot alike on some subjects I suspect.

Last year my wife drove to the city to take a CCW course and upon arriving realized she had left the key to her trigger lock in the gun safe. In her typical way of handling things, she drives across town to a sporting good store on lunch break from class. She purchases a Bersa in .45acp and 100 rounds and goes back and completes the class.  When she arrived home she hands me the Bersa and says "It shoots a little low and left, you may need to adjust the sights, happy Fathers day"

As it worked out...I now carry the Bersa, I prefer it to my Kimber.

[JR]

OK, a little while back but my wife is getting ready for one of our kids 1st birthday. You know the big oe where you invite everyone.

I get a call and she is crying saying the balloons won't float. I ask are you putting enough helium in them or is the string to heavy?

She answers, "helium, I was just blowing them up with my mouth". I laughed so hard I had to hang up the phone, then I got a bottle of helium for her.