REAL MAN TRUCKWORKS & SURVIVAL
GENERAL TOPICS => Humor, Good Stuff, and Red Neck Practices! => Topic started by: cj7ox on June 09, 2016, 11:25:01 AM
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Sounds like a good plan that clearly defines how screwed we are.
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Makes sense!
And thinking about it, once in prison you can tell the officials you are actually female (if youre a male) because that's what you identify most strongly with, and that you're also an oppressed minority (just pick one) and mention that you have a disdain for Christians, Police, and authority in general, and you are thinking of changing your name to Mohammad, and you'll be selected for immediate discharge, be given another college education, receive a phone, food stamps, government aid, an apartment and a host of apologetic politicians. Ride that camel for say 5 years and you'll die of natural causes and be done with it
See, I completed the planning!
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Sounds like a solid plan! LOL ;)