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storm area 51
« on: July 16, 2019, 05:48:47 PM »
lets see funny ones that you come across!

ill start with this one

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Re: storm area 51
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2019, 08:59:06 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2019, 03:56:34 AM »
ROFLMAO!
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2019, 09:23:44 AM »



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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2019, 06:09:55 AM »



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Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2019, 01:52:55 PM »
Hah Tex, I’ll raise you this one.




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Re: storm area 51
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2019, 09:29:01 PM »
What's Pahrump?
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Re: storm area 51
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2019, 07:59:00 AM »
Small town in Nevada.


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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2019, 08:59:32 AM »
I thought it was a line in a Christmas song, “come they told me, pahrump pum pum pum “. ;)


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Re: storm area 51
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2019, 09:26:38 PM »
::facepalm
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Re: storm area 51
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2019, 06:33:35 AM »
I thought it was a line in a Christmas song, “come they told me, pahrump pum pum pum “. ;)


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Re: storm area 51
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2019, 01:46:59 PM »
What's Pahrump?

Really? They have a pool and daily flights from LV.
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