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Title: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: Higher Caliber on May 14, 2015, 12:40:01 AM
I'm a high gripper, as a matter of fact I bevel out my trigger guard to get the highest grip possible... So this is basically the constant state of my right thumb knuckle...  :-\ :)
Title: Re: How to know you're doing it right-
Post by: BobbyB on May 15, 2015, 09:23:49 AM
I'm a high gripper, as a matter of fact I bevel out my trigger guard to get the highest grip possible... So this is basically the constant state of my right thumb knuckle...  :-\ :)

'Tis but a scratch...
Title: Re: How to know you're doing it right-
Post by: Atkinsmatt on May 15, 2015, 09:42:26 AM
Eventually it will all be milled off by the slide.
Title: Re: How to know you're doing it right-
Post by: JR on May 15, 2015, 04:15:57 PM
Looks like you need to build up scar tissue,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Post by: cudakidd53 on May 15, 2015, 05:37:30 PM
Hope you cleaned the bottom of that slide right away.......blood eats bluing ASAP!  Poor Glock!  ;D
Title: Re: How to know you're doing it right-
Post by: TexasRedNeck on May 17, 2015, 08:17:56 PM
I'm a high gripper, as a matter of fact I bevel out my trigger guard to get the highest grip possible... So this is basically the constant state of my right thumb knuckle...  :-\ :)

'Tis but a scratch...

But you have no arms and no legs..... Come back and fight like a man!  ROFL
Title: Re: How to know you're doing it right-
Post by: BobbyB on May 18, 2015, 01:36:43 AM
But you have no arms and no legs..... Come back and fight like a man!  ROFL

Was waiting to see if anyone would catch on. I haven't seen that movie in years.
Title: Re: How to know you're doing it right-
Post by: cudakidd53 on May 18, 2015, 06:26:23 AM
But you have no arms and no legs..... Come back and fight like a man!  ROFL

Was waiting to see if anyone would catch on. I haven't seen that movie in years.

"Whaaat is your name!"........"why do you seek the Grail?"  ;D
Title: Re: How to know you're doing it right-
Post by: Higher Caliber on May 18, 2015, 07:18:52 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKNDml12Big
Title: Re: How to know you're doing it right-
Post by: TexasRedNeck on May 18, 2015, 07:28:36 AM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: JR on May 19, 2015, 12:38:00 AM
Oh, just what I need, Monty Python skits!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: TexasRedNeck on May 19, 2015, 06:01:35 AM
Bring me the machine that goes BEEP!
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: Flyin6 on May 19, 2015, 07:52:27 AM
"What's your favorite color?"

"What's the wing velocity of a sparrow?"
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: Higher Caliber on May 19, 2015, 01:54:06 PM
Bring me the machine that goes BEEP!
Love that one!
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: Sammconn on May 19, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
"What's your favorite color?"

"What's the wing velocity of a sparrow?"
"African, or European???"
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: Flyin6 on May 19, 2015, 10:12:06 PM
"What's your favorite color?"

"What's the wing velocity of a sparrow?"
"African, or European???"
Poof!

What was that bridge over anyway...Was it the valley of doom or something like that?
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: TexasRedNeck on May 19, 2015, 10:45:35 PM
But it is a thin mint....
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: Flyin6 on May 20, 2015, 09:43:51 AM
Three is the number that thou shall count, and the number shall be three
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: cudakidd53 on May 20, 2015, 12:03:14 PM
There was a panhandler at the Mexican place we go to at work, and my buddy said that he looked like the "bridge keeper"...... He finally disappeared mid winter and we surmised that someone must have asked "European of African"?
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: EL TATE on May 20, 2015, 12:44:48 PM
5 is right out!
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: Flyin6 on May 20, 2015, 01:37:29 PM
I gotta say, to me, that rabbit just didn't look scary like the guy wearing horns on his head was sayin!

To the first knight the King says, "off with his head"

Then the knight says something like, "Right-oh, rabbit stew coming right up!"

Then the horn-head guy, "See, I tried to tell ya!"
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: TexasRedNeck on May 20, 2015, 08:48:08 PM
"Run away, run away!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCI18qAoKq4
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: TexasRedNeck on May 20, 2015, 08:52:31 PM
Or one of my other favorites

"I can't take him, he's not dead yet its against the regulations"
"isnt there something you can do?"
THUNK
"Oh thank you very much" 

"Well can't you just hit him in the head?"
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: EL TATE on June 22, 2015, 12:38:32 PM
Or one of my other favorites

"I can't take him, he's not dead yet its against the regulations"
"isnt there something you can do?"
THUNK
"Oh thank you very much" 

"Well can't you just hit him in the head?"

My favorite is in the background of that scene where the peasant is smacking a live cat against the side of the house repeatedly while watching the goings on.

"King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: TexasRedNeck on June 23, 2015, 12:09:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu13UrF3UDU

Must have been a very large mosquito....
Title: Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
Post by: cudakidd53 on June 23, 2015, 06:23:06 AM
In a boat lost at sea........"let's eat Johnson!  We can't eat Johnson, he has a gammy leg!"

That was a recurrent line on a trip in the Boundary Waters after we'd paddled past a dead deer in the water that really stunk.  And since we had Spam as our breakfast meat........Spam, spam, spam, spam.............. ???
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