REAL MAN TRUCKWORKS & SURVIVAL
GENERAL TOPICS => Humor, Good Stuff, and Red Neck Practices! => Topic started by: Flyin6 on February 27, 2021, 08:57:19 AM
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Once Chuck Norris and superman fought to see who was the toughest man ever. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants
forever!
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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Want another one ;-) ??
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When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity
He got it back!
Amazing...
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Hmmm, no reaction
What about this one:
He can beat the sun in a staring contest!
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them
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Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down.
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Every year the flu gets a Chuck Norris shot.
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Who would have thought an airman would be known as the baddest man on earth.....lol
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For some reason a man's left testicle is larger than his right
With Chuck Norris, each one is larger than the other!
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:popcorn:
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Chuck Norris named his daughter Mercy. That is the only time he has ever had mercy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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A cobra once bit Chuck Norris on the leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
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Chuck Norris once hit a man so hard...
That his blood began to bleed!
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the crap out of it.
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Chuck Norris was once asked how many push-ups he could do. He replied, "All of them."
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Chuck Norris' tear can cure all disease. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris' tear can cure all disease. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
Pity! ;-)
Did you know he uses a stunt double
For his crying scenes?
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Chuck Norris' tear can cure all disease. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
Pity! ;-)
Did you know he uses a stunt double
For his crying scenes?
Yep! The stunt double was generated from a strand of Chuck's beard hair.
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Chuck Norris' tear can cure all disease. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
Pity! ;-)
Did you know he uses a stunt double
For his crying scenes?
Yep! The stunt double was generated from a strand of Chuck's beard hair.
I knew the man was strong but I have it on good authority that once when speaking to a large audience he sneezed
Afterward several women discovered they had become pregnant!
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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And if you play the sound made by the first atomic detonation, slowly, backwards...
It is his name!