Author Topic: showing off our maladies, Stitches, surgeries, etc... (Read 13031 times)

Nate · « **on:** August 15, 2018, 05:00:40 PM »

Quote from: cruizng on August 15, 2018, 04:10:58 PM

I thought I would start a thread where we could all show off our maladies. Stitches, surgeries, etc... I think we should see who can top who until we all scream TMI!

Only stipulation is...…... it has to be of your injury and not some craziness you pulled off the internet! If you want to add what was don't to correct your issue, then that would be okay as well.

Pic of cancer tumor on the base of my tongue that started all of this last year.

Nate · « **Reply #1 on:** August 15, 2018, 05:09:50 PM »

I will add mine to this once my face becomes un-numb from the dentist

Sammconn · « **Reply #2 on:** August 15, 2018, 07:16:20 PM »

Knee vs. Chainsaw.
Chainsaw always wins.
God had my six this day, nine stitches, no damage other than the not so wee flesh wound.

Don’t use an axe as a hatchet. Your arm gets tired and you lose spatial awareness of the axe head.

Nate · « **Reply #3 on:** August 15, 2018, 07:46:32 PM »

We know the knee happened at the cabin, did the hand happen there as well

Flyin6 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 15, 2018, 08:54:32 PM »

Man, this is a morbid thread!

Anyone with me??

Yeeesh!

Nate · « **Reply #5 on:** August 15, 2018, 08:59:44 PM »

Quote from: Flyin6 on August 15, 2018, 08:54:32 PM

Man, this is a morbid thread!

Anyone with me??

Yeeesh!

So what you are saying is, that it would take you a whole day uploading pics of your boo boos?

Flyin6 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 15, 2018, 09:03:19 PM »

Quote from: nmeyer414 on August 15, 2018, 08:59:44 PM

Quote from: Flyin6 on August 15, 2018, 08:54:32 PM
Man, this is a morbid thread!

Anyone with me??

Yeeesh!

So what you are saying is, that it would take you a whole day uploading pics of your boo boos?

:-((

Sammconn · « **Reply #7 on:** August 15, 2018, 09:55:37 PM »

Yeah, another day, another boat ride bleeding. Lol

I’ve stopped doing that stuff. Not a fan of the ER

Nate · « **Reply #8 on:** August 15, 2018, 10:17:03 PM »

Its ok sam, you can admit that momma had to out her foot down.....lol

Sammconn · « **Reply #9 on:** August 15, 2018, 11:41:27 PM »

Quote from: nmeyer414 on August 15, 2018, 10:17:03 PM

Its ok sam, you can admit that momma had to put her foot down.....lol

Not entirely...

But she was tired of blood...

RoadRamblerNJ · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2018, 08:51:29 AM »

Got bored in the RamTruckForum so, here I wander into a place with a Title that made me smile and go "Yeah, I got pics for this!"

Now, any time wifey hears me yell, she immediately says "Do we have to go to the hospital again?

Fun to follow soon...just a taste for now, Harleys bite.

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Flyin6 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2018, 11:41:10 AM »

Ouch!

Nate, Why did you start this one???

Bigdave_185 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2018, 12:41:21 PM »

Uploads to come

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TexasRedNeck · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2018, 03:00:42 PM »

Salt Peter can take care of that Dave.

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cruizng · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2018, 04:52:52 PM »

LOL TRN..

Don, You are the owner...you can delete.. or just tapping out... TMI?

It originally reminded me of sitting around the fire at Elk Camp and someone asks "how did you get that scar?"... and it devolves down from there. Pretty soon it was the best story one could make up.

Example: I used to work construction pouring foundations for basements and using forms. When you knocked off the form the wire retention hoops that were cut still stuck out razor sharp. So walking in the pit next to the new wall I hooked my left arm by the elbow on one and cut it wide open. Not real deep so no biggie. But because it was on the crook of my arm every time I straightened my arm out it would pop the scab open so after several of those the scar looked like it was large with a bunch of big stitches. When really it was just a scratch... I had to come up with a much better story than that..

KensAuto · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2018, 08:07:24 PM »

Don't know what you guys think, but personally, I think a pic of a trash can full of rags stained with ketchup shouldn't count let alone make the boss queasy. :)

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RoadRamblerNJ · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2018, 08:17:09 PM »

Power washing accident. Took one too many steps, head first off a 5' high deck. Landed on left shoulder & face. Broken collar bone, grade 4 shoulder separation and fractured T2 vertabrae. Dope.

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Bigdave_185 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2018, 09:31:26 PM »

Today’s aftermath from the upper hernia
Honest I have never felt such sharp pain in my life when I move my core at all

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Bob Smith · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2018, 09:32:28 PM »

And I thought those required pickets around a deck over 3 ft tall were to keep kids safe.

RoadRamblerNJ · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2018, 09:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Bob/OlallaWa on August 17, 2018, 09:32:28 PM

And I thought those required pickets around a deck over 3 ft tall were to keep kids safe.

My deck. Used to be a round pool there. It froze & wall split & 20,000 gallons went down my driveway. Took it down, leaving my booby trap. Glasses were completely mist & fogged powerwashing and just stepped right off. Gravity works. Railing up now. Kids are 29 & 25.

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Bob Smith · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2018, 10:10:29 PM »

Sorry that happened especially since you were out there working and all. Should of had one of the kids doing it for you, while you watched with a beer in your hand.

RoadRamblerNJ · « **Reply #21 on:** August 18, 2018, 10:41:58 AM »

Quote from: KensAuto on August 17, 2018, 08:07:24 PM

Don't know what you guys think, but personally, I think a pic of a trash can full of rags stained with ketchup shouldn't count let alone make the boss queasy. :)

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That "ketchup" came out of my right hand my friend. Right up until I put the paper towel and electrical tape bandaid on.

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Flyin6 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 18, 2018, 10:53:25 AM »

Quote from: RoadRamblerNJ on August 18, 2018, 10:41:58 AM

Quote from: KensAuto on August 17, 2018, 08:07:24 PM
Don't know what you guys think, but personally, I think a pic of a trash can full of rags stained with ketchup shouldn't count let alone make the boss queasy. :)

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That "ketchup" came out of my right hand my friend. Right up until I put the paper towel and electrical tape bandaid on.

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^^^ ANother guy who uses tape

I use masking or 100mph tape for my abrasions. Pull it off and all the nasty stuff comes right off, coat with triple antibiotic and get to healin'

TexasRedNeck · « **Reply #23 on:** August 18, 2018, 11:05:51 AM »

I’m down with field expedient dressing! Washcloth and 100mph tape!

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KensAuto · « **Reply #24 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:18:28 PM »

Electrical tape works great until you're trying to get rid of all the glue left behind, with brake clean. Tends to have a slight burning sensation.

The jab thrown at you sir, our new friend, was for posting pics of bloody rags and not the source of the blood itself! Lol

...but since you played Superman off of a skyscraper deck, you're forgiven!

RoadRamblerNJ · « **Reply #25 on:** August 19, 2018, 01:18:48 AM »

Quote from: KensAuto on August 18, 2018, 12:18:28 PM

Electrical tape works great until you're trying to get rid of all the glue left behind, with brake clean. Tends to have a slight burning sensation.

The jab thrown at you sir, our new friend, was for posting pics of bloody rags and not the source of the blood itself! Lol

...but since you played Superman off of a skyscraper deck, you're forgiven!

I thank you and didn't know the group was so small that I'd even be noticed. Appreciate the welcome.
Trying to load a few of when I stuffed my Harley thru a horse fence but they wont load.

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RoadRamblerNJ · « **Reply #26 on:** August 19, 2018, 01:42:29 AM »

OK. I'll start by sayin' this was NOT my fault. Throttle stuck in 3rd gear, road curved & I didn't. I just aimed for the most green spot I saw. At least I missed the power pole. :)

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TexasRedNeck · « **Reply #27 on:** August 19, 2018, 07:22:20 AM »

Yup. Donor sleds have been the source of some of my finest (not) moments.

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Flyin6 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 19, 2018, 02:34:50 PM »

Man, this guy sure knows how to get all buggered up!

Nice contusion!

BTW, I just sold my scooter. Too many close calls with "Road Gators"

I couldn't believe it, but a few weeks back, I was speeding down the highway and sitting in my lane was a section of a crane boom! Darn thing was 20-30 feet long and maybe 5 feet square of steel. Had I hit that, I would have been "Mistified"

That was it, done with bikes. Roads are just too dangerous and with this new crop of drivers and all the illegals.

Nate · « **Reply #29 on:** August 19, 2018, 09:26:08 PM »

Both bikes or which one?

Flyin6 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 19, 2018, 10:13:54 PM »

Quote from: nmeyer414 on August 19, 2018, 09:26:08 PM

Both bikes or which one?

Both

Bigdave_185 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 19, 2018, 11:00:47 PM »

Didn’t know you had two bikes

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Nate · « **Reply #32 on:** August 20, 2018, 08:20:55 AM »

Quote from: Bigdave_185 on August 19, 2018, 11:00:47 PM

Didnt know you had two bikes

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Bigdave_185 · « **Reply #33 on:** August 20, 2018, 11:04:04 AM »

Watched the tiger build. Nice bike. The other I must have read the title and glazed over because it had Suzuki on it

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cruizng · « **Reply #34 on:** August 22, 2018, 08:36:26 AM »

I must be a wussy or not doing it correctly but the .308 left a mark from last night. LOL I thought it was very tight to my shoulder! The funny thing is you can see the stripe pattern from the skinny rubber stock butt.

Well worth getting to fire it off.

Nate · « **Reply #35 on:** August 22, 2018, 09:02:34 AM »

mike, I would attribute that to your current situation more than it not being pulled in tight?

TexasRedNeck · « **Reply #36 on:** August 22, 2018, 12:56:13 PM »

Time for a P Pad......

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cruizng · « **Reply #37 on:** August 22, 2018, 03:30:08 PM »

Nate, That could be. No problem though. Well worth it. First time shooting .308. Always had the 30.06 which seems stouter with grandpa's hand loads. .223 much gentler. And hey.. I at least hit the paper.

TRN.. not sure what a P Pad is... unless it is a feminine hygiene product..

Nate · « **Reply #38 on:** August 22, 2018, 04:14:41 PM »

Quote from: cruizng on August 22, 2018, 03:30:08 PM

TRN.. not sure what a P Pad is... unless it is a feminine hygiene product..

Something very close to that mike......lol

TexasRedNeck · « **Reply #39 on:** August 22, 2018, 04:16:59 PM »

Just poking at ya bro.

It is a highly offensive descriptive phrase comprised of a slang for a part of the female anatomy that is used as a derogatory term for the recoil pad often used by people sensitive to recoil

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Bigdave_185 · « **Reply #40 on:** August 22, 2018, 09:27:02 PM »

Quote from: TexasRedNeck on August 22, 2018, 04:16:59 PM

Just poking at ya bro.

It is a highly offensive descriptive phrase comprised of a slang for a part of the female anatomy that is used as a derogatory term for the recoil pad often used by people sensitive to recoil

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In other words if Tex tried to type it in the Hillary foundation would sensor it from the site as to avoid offending anyone

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stlaser · « **Reply #41 on:** August 22, 2018, 09:41:18 PM »

Quote from: Bigdave_185 on August 22, 2018, 09:27:02 PM

Quote from: TexasRedNeck on August 22, 2018, 04:16:59 PM
Just poking at ya bro.

It is a highly offensive descriptive phrase comprised of a slang for a part of the female anatomy that is used as a derogatory term for the recoil pad often used by people sensitive to recoil

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In other words if Tex tried to type it in the Hillary foundation would sensor it from the site as to avoid offending anyone

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Actually just Ken...

stlaser · « **Reply #42 on:** August 22, 2018, 09:42:30 PM »

Quote from: Flyin6 on August 19, 2018, 10:13:54 PM

Quote from: nmeyer414 on August 19, 2018, 09:26:08 PM
Both bikes or which one?
Both

Wow, guess I saw that coming a little.

RoadRamblerNJ · « **Reply #43 on:** August 22, 2018, 10:28:10 PM »

Quote from: TexasRedNeck on August 22, 2018, 04:16:59 PM

Just poking at ya bro.

It is a highly offensive descriptive phrase comprised of a slang for a part of the female anatomy that is used as a derogatory term for the recoil pad often used by people sensitive to recoil

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Tex, my RedNeck friend, I gotta tell you. That looong a$$ description of a P-Pad made the think of Slim Pickin's line in Blazing Saddles. And I quote: "Censored...Sorry!. Ha!

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TexasRedNeck · « **Reply #44 on:** August 22, 2018, 10:41:05 PM »

RR, along with confederate statues, snowflakes will tear down Blazing Saddles as too offensive

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RoadRamblerNJ · « **Reply #45 on:** August 22, 2018, 10:53:06 PM »

Not if I got anything to do about it. It's comin' brother. Hopefully by then this house will be sold and I'll be in Tennessee with my wife. Not so outnumbered there.

Quote from: TexasRedNeck on August 22, 2018, 10:41:05 PM

RR, along with confederate statues, snowflakes will tear down Blazing Saddles as too offensive

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RoadRamblerNJ · « **Reply #46 on:** August 22, 2018, 10:54:07 PM »

OK, back to the Blood 'n Guts!

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cruizng · « **Reply #47 on:** August 23, 2018, 08:36:30 AM »

Quote from: TexasRedNeck on August 22, 2018, 04:16:59 PM

Just poking at ya bro.

It is a highly offensive descriptive phrase comprised of a slang for a part of the female anatomy that is used as a derogatory term for the recoil pad often used by people sensitive to recoil

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Oh.. one of those.. I do have a rubber one of those but just not bright enough to take it along just in case! LOL Plus it would look kinda dorky on that adjustable plastic stock when it is designed for a nice mahogany wood stock. Not very tactical I might add. And you know it's all about the look.

Flyin6 · « **Reply #48 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:30:50 AM »

Genemens, allow me to make a note here

I censored the entry from New Jersey (Please don't make it more than it is)

But I'm the big guy, and I'm workin for the bigger guy

I read the post where I censored and I thought it was coarse and I could not imagine speaking in that manner in front of Jesus

Now I will confess, I cuss sometimes and I am by far the worse of this lot of fine men, but despite my numerous shortcomins' I still want this place to be pleasing to my God.

OK, Nuff said, Continue mission (CM)

Ephesians 5:4-6 New Matthew Bible (NMB)
4 Nor should there be coarseness, or foolish talking, or jestings which are not fitting, but rather giving of thanks. 5 For this you know, that no whoremonger or unclean person, or covetous person (who is an idolater), has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.

Bigdave_185 · « **Reply #49 on:** August 23, 2018, 05:47:28 PM »

You mean it wasn’t me this time around!!! Someone add that to a calendar.

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