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Re: Just plain funny
« Reply #500 on: March 08, 2021, 10:53:46 PM »
Spot on actually


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Re: Just plain funny
« Reply #501 on: March 09, 2021, 04:25:26 AM »
Well, from what I understand HE is still a biological man with his parts intact. Now I haven't checked and won't.

Didn't GOD create Man, then gave him a female companion, right? I don't remember anything about "what you think you are"

If you don't like that, remember Sodom.
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« Reply #502 on: March 09, 2021, 04:27:27 PM »



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« Reply #503 on: March 09, 2021, 05:26:10 PM »
Well, since were on a roll here;
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« Reply #504 on: March 12, 2021, 09:39:53 AM »

Now I see why they want to remove him from our tv


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« Reply #505 on: March 12, 2021, 04:20:03 PM »
For a minute I couldn’t tell if that was about cuomo or biden


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« Reply #506 on: March 12, 2021, 04:50:57 PM »
That just stinks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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« Reply #507 on: May 19, 2021, 09:01:30 PM »
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« Reply #508 on: May 19, 2021, 09:12:36 PM »
That’s funny


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« Reply #509 on: May 19, 2021, 10:33:52 PM »
British dental system?

Not a bad song though.
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« Reply #510 on: May 20, 2021, 09:04:32 AM »
"Jenny don't lose that number..."
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« Reply #511 on: May 20, 2021, 09:51:25 AM »
Ya, the song...
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« Reply #512 on: May 20, 2021, 11:59:38 AM »
"Jenny don't lose that number..."

Nope
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« Reply #513 on: May 20, 2021, 12:14:55 PM »
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you


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« Reply #514 on: May 21, 2021, 11:25:42 AM »
For the price of a $0.29 I can always turn to you


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« Reply #515 on: May 21, 2021, 09:41:20 PM »
Just sayin........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #516 on: May 24, 2021, 02:10:01 PM »
Amen, Brother! :beercheers:
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« Reply #517 on: June 25, 2021, 05:47:44 PM »
damn charles, you were a fat little remote control!
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« Reply #518 on: June 25, 2021, 05:48:58 PM »
self explanatory!   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #519 on: June 25, 2021, 06:13:19 PM »
Both funny Nate!


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« Reply #520 on: June 25, 2021, 09:24:07 PM »
self explanatory!   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ohhhh....my hands absolutely ache from that bounce...

Not that I understand or anything...
I just don't want to wind up missing a digit or limb.  I can sometimes get in a hurry to get results.
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« Reply #521 on: May 24, 2022, 02:30:17 PM »
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« Reply #522 on: May 24, 2022, 02:50:49 PM »
Truth! (And that's coming from an officer!)
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« Reply #523 on: May 24, 2022, 05:10:08 PM »
Nate, is that you? :wink:
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« Reply #524 on: May 24, 2022, 07:16:51 PM »
He's on a roll today!
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« Reply #525 on: May 26, 2022, 09:57:18 AM »
A few funnies and a warning for Ken







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« Reply #526 on: May 26, 2022, 03:57:57 PM »
I'm fine. It doesn't mention romantic relationships.

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« Reply #527 on: May 26, 2022, 04:28:02 PM »
Ken, you old dog you,,,,,,,,,,,
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« Reply #528 on: May 26, 2022, 07:17:13 PM »
Ken just likes to live dangerously. That’s probably why he makes sure his trailer weighs exactly 25,999 too.


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« Reply #529 on: May 27, 2022, 01:40:17 PM »
Ken just likes to live dangerously. That’s probably why he makes sure his trailer weighs exactly 25,999 too.


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True.
... I never included the truck in that figure!

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« Reply #530 on: May 27, 2022, 07:46:21 PM »
Its GVW buy the way, tow vehicle is included.

Funny thing is they look at GVW loaded or not. You could be pulling an empty trailer that is 6k, but can spec out over 24k. You won't get an overload ticket but can get a ticket for not having the correct DL based on GVW.
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« Reply #531 on: June 13, 2022, 10:53:34 AM »
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« Reply #532 on: June 14, 2022, 09:44:37 AM »
Its GVW buy the way, tow vehicle is included.

Funny thing is they look at GVW loaded or not. You could be pulling an empty trailer that is 6k, but can spec out over 24k. You won't get an overload ticket but can get a ticket for not having the correct DL based on GVW.
In texas they would make you park it and not move it until you have someone with the correct license.


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« Reply #533 on: July 10, 2022, 06:33:42 PM »
Too good to not share


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« Reply #534 on: July 10, 2022, 07:11:29 PM »
Too good to not share


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« Reply #535 on: July 11, 2022, 09:41:47 AM »
ROFLMAO!
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« Reply #536 on: July 11, 2022, 03:12:29 PM »
Funny how aviators can't talk without using their hands!

Like we are all in some perpetual dogfight

Shooting holes in our wristwatch band!
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« Reply #537 on: November 02, 2022, 09:27:27 AM »
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« Reply #538 on: November 17, 2022, 08:41:08 PM »
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« Reply #539 on: November 17, 2022, 09:04:10 PM »
 :likebutton:

Then this from last week,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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« Reply #540 on: December 12, 2022, 01:08:17 PM »
Actual homework from my 9 year old. Screenshot of what my wife posted on Facebook.

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« Reply #541 on: December 12, 2022, 03:34:24 PM »
Sophie has influenza A now. looks like it made it out west. worse off than when she had covid... not surprised.

I love answers like Jaspers; satisfied the requirements and still got a chuckle.
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« Reply #543 on: December 30, 2022, 02:22:37 PM »
Darwin at work.
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« Reply #544 on: December 31, 2022, 10:36:42 AM »
Darwin at work.
Probably had alligators in the pit...Triple header!
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« Reply #545 on: December 31, 2022, 05:46:36 PM »
Sad but true
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