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GENERAL TOPICS => D.O.T. => Topic started by: stewie on January 25, 2018, 08:47:08 PM

Title: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: stewie on January 25, 2018, 08:47:08 PM
His western name is chunk. He goes by chunkles, captain chunk & the prince.

back in august he converted to islam and now his name is alu bin chunkula.

at the time he was living in what was his "hidey hole". a very poorly constructed living space under our deck that i could not keep dry.

because i love my wife, i decided to build him a bachelor pad that was both elevated and dry. it was painted today, but now he is demanding a minaret on top.

after briefing my wife on his demands, i got the cold stare.

she didn't get the irony there.

Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: TexasRedNeck on January 25, 2018, 08:58:32 PM
Spider hole!  Sadam Bacon Hussein
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: stlaser on January 25, 2018, 10:37:44 PM
Stewie, we have rules here.....

Pics or it didn’t happen!  :tongue:
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: stewie on January 25, 2018, 10:52:55 PM
Stewie, we have rules here.....

Pics or it didn’t happen!  :tongue:

i took of a photo of the mosque. ill get it posted up soon.
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: stlaser on January 26, 2018, 07:46:10 AM
Stewie, we have rules here.....

Pics or it didn’t happen!  :tongue:

i took of a photo of the mosque. ill get it posted up soon.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: Flyin6 on January 26, 2018, 09:49:14 AM
This is too much

Pigs don't have religious affiliations

Yet

Here

We have one who has "converted to Islam

You see just how nutz this really is

By converting

He (She?)

Would have first have to been some other religion

And Pigs don't have religious affiliations!

Someone fix this... :wink:
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: Sammconn on January 26, 2018, 10:06:51 AM
Conversion to bacon and ham will fix it all. Lol.

Now if he's a pet, Then that makes this conversion harder.
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: EL TATE on January 26, 2018, 11:04:06 AM
I am cry laughing at this right now
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: Atkinsmatt on January 26, 2018, 12:38:14 PM
Convert him to Breakfast.  It can be served any time of day.
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: cudakidd53 on January 26, 2018, 01:26:58 PM
What a bunch of hams......
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: stewie on January 26, 2018, 03:51:22 PM
he's my wife's pet pig, so unless its an apocalypse, he's off limits.

Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: EL TATE on January 26, 2018, 05:52:29 PM
What a bunch of hams......

(Cue David Caruso slow motion walking to The Who)  YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: stewie on January 27, 2018, 08:59:54 AM
so i am busy running background checks on him for purposes of mosque operation in my backyard. he also went by the alias of "count chunkula" at one time.

he's demanding halal feed now, too.
not sure if the local tractor supply has any.
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: Wilbur on January 27, 2018, 01:14:29 PM
How many virgins do pigs get in heaven? I think you should ask CAIR for the answer. Hahaha
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: cudakidd53 on January 27, 2018, 02:53:57 PM
I believe that you should send him to Guantanamo Bay Colorado, where Shawn can enhanced interrogate him using the Green Mountain system.  Give it an hour or so and I’m sure he’ll squeal!
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: stewie on January 29, 2018, 08:49:44 AM
so not luck sourcing halal feed. he called me an infidel this morning.
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: Flyin6 on January 29, 2018, 04:33:44 PM
so not luck sourcing halal feed. he called me an infidel this morning.
Sad state of affairs
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: stewie on January 31, 2018, 08:42:32 PM
anyone ever take their pig to mecca?
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: TexasRedNeck on January 31, 2018, 08:49:29 PM
 No but I’d sponsor one. Delivered on the tip of a trident missle


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Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: stlaser on January 31, 2018, 10:11:00 PM
I agree with Charles, 48 hours notice then turn that place to glass and remove Islam from history.....
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: TexasRedNeck on January 31, 2018, 10:17:55 PM
I agree with Charles, 48 seconds notice then turn that place to glass and remove Islam from history.....
FIFY


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Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: stlaser on January 31, 2018, 10:50:05 PM
I agree with Charles, 48 seconds notice then turn that place to glass and remove Islam from history.....
FIFY


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Hey, timing is not my strong suit...... :tongue:
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: cudakidd53 on February 01, 2018, 09:51:39 AM
Haven't they already been given notice?............... :rolleyes:  I guess it would just be "The will of Ahhaa"
Title: Re: So our backyard pig converted to islam.
Post by: stlaser on February 01, 2018, 11:49:48 AM
Haven't they already been given notice?............... :rolleyes:  I guess it would just be "The will of Ahhaa"

Lol
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