A husband and wife were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and, as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone.
The wife said, "Where are you? You know we have a lot to do."
He said, "You remember the jeweler's we went into about ten years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I'm in the gun shop next door to that."
