The Glock 21, a very useful tool!

[Flyin6]

The Glock 21 can be used as a:

Framing hammer
Wheel chock
Pry bar
Dog toy (As in throw the thing like a stick, dog brings back)
New years eve noise maker
Mag well fits some tractor lug nut sizes
Spade
Gardening tool (Just shoot uniformly spaced holes in the ground to plant large shrubs or trees in)
Barrel fits on the end of gardening hoses for pressure washing (For nasty stains, place barrel back in weapon!)
Finish nailer (With some mags)
Use as weight for important papers on passenger seat when driving with open windows
Use Halloween (Or any other night) to scare people!
Fixes, cell phones, lap tops, TV's, power tools, or anything else that needs "Fixin!"
Use barrel to straighten up steel parts like antennas or late model bumpers
Keeps idiots out or induces anxiety into their lives
   Example: Pick up teen age or hippie lookin hitch-hiker. Then when underway pick up the G21 and drive with it in your hand while steering the 
                 vehicle. Begin conversation about all the finer points of the Trump presidency, and all the trash Obummer has brought about. For added 
                 fun, cite how you can't wait to be accosted by a black lives matter angry mob...
Place over broken off shifter handles, and just keep on rowin' those gears!
Use barrel to store survival rations in. Things like Slim Jim's actually lubricate the weapon as well!
Place on dash when trying to find a parking space in a crowded venue
Take into restaurant and place on table when you just want to eat your meal without being bothered by people...Or you really don't care to pay!
Take into the post office, school, or other public places if you feel like you want someone to talk to
Reduces the normal range of guns you carry. Simply remove anything from a .22 to your handy elephant gun! The G21 replaces all
If you're an Army artilleryman, use it to replace everything up to 60mm
Ever have to change a tire, pull out the jack, but couldn't find the jack handle? Well there you are, problem solved!
Ever in a hurry, and when approaching the guy with the slow/stop sign, he goes to stop just as you arrive?  ;-)  ;-)
Place it on your hip, pull in the gas station in your huge 4 X 4...Right up to and way too close to some KIA, then step out and ask, Am I too close?
Can be used to stir up paint, chemicals which have seperated or yesterdays chicken soup.
Use to screed and smooth out concrete
Going to a cookout and forgot your spatula?
Shove raw meat in one end and yield processed summer sausage out of the other! Note: Requires added gun lube though
If you're ever giving a talk and you need a pointing device, there ya go!
And
If you ever want to shoot
You've also got a gun!

[Sammconn]

Good list of uses... :)

[Flyin6]

Good list of uses... :)

Thought you'd like em'

[Dawg25385]

I've always wanted a Glock 21, but i do like my XDM 45

[Flyin6]

Come on, this was supposed to be funny!

Man, that was my best material right there...

[TexasRedNeck]

Lay off the cough medicine, Don


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[Flyin6]

Told ya, Mucinex and vitamin C tabs...and quoffee