REAL MAN TRUCKWORKS & SURVIVAL
GENERAL TOPICS => Humor, Good Stuff, and Red Neck Practices! => Topic started by: Flyin6 on January 23, 2019, 09:09:27 AM
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I'll Start:
Why do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
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My first thought is so you have to go further into the store to steel drugs but smokes are just as expensive now days
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Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway.
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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Because diet coke tastes better;-)
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Why do bad drivers hit the brakes to a near stop, THEN put on their turn signal as they are making the turn?
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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Because diet coke tastes better;-)
Wrong!
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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Because we can,,,,,,,,,,,
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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Because diet coke tastes better;-)
Wrong!
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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
I love driving around all of the expensive homes we build around and seeing really high end cars parked in the street and driveway because they can’t get rid of junk!!!
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Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
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Why does food and drink that tastes great, normally bad for you?
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Why do liberals want to spend everyone else's money but not their own?
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Probably the same reason I can’t do anything with my left hand with out my tongue out lol
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Since we are picking on the fairer sex
Why do women pluck all their eyebrows out and the draw them back in with a pencil?
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Since we are picking on the fairer sex
Why do women pluck all their eyebrows out and the draw them back in with a pencil?
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?????? #bewilderment
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Figure I need to change the subject...QUICK!
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Because reading minds doesn't mean you see the future :facepalm:
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^^^^ There's always one!! ;-))
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OK, this better:
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do "A Practice"?
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Because like cases where they have no F clue what’s wrong they can still justify the money you spent
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Why is the doctor still get paid when they didn’t finish the job?
Why is it that when concrete cracks no one cares? The only product you will ever purchase in your life that won’t cost less because of damage?
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OK ^^^ Construction reasoning...OK
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why is aircraft paint remover not to be used on aircraft?(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190124/840330a4459ce895b634fe7c7491962e.jpg)
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Why is the party who claims to be tolerant so intolerant??
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Good one(s)
T: Because it may well remove parts of the aircraft! :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why does the person elected as Speaker of the House, have so much trouble doing it coherently?
Why do people against building the Wall have really tall ones around their houses?
Why is it that those against citizens owning firearms, make those same citizens PAY for people to surround and protect them with those same guns?
Why is the party of Hope & Change so angry now that it's finally happening?
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I especially like that last one Mikey!
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If 7-11s are open 24 hours a day, why do they have locks on the door?
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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Because I count my calories. If I get the diet coke for lunch I can have one more bud light in the evening.
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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why did my boss put 2,000 worth of hay in the building so $500,000 + worth of equipment has to sit outside in the weather for the past 3 years.
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Because cattle don't eat the equipment.
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Because cattle don't eat the equipment.
But the sunshine does!
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Really??;
https://youtu.be/NyIn2KCHrs4
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They have guns in Germany? Weird
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Really??;
https://youtu.be/NyIn2KCHrs4
JR was this intended to be a comedy? I'm cry laughing at the comments!
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Just an FYI really. To bad his kid was right there.
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They have guns in Germany? Weird
yes they have guns in germany, not readily available like here in the us.
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Or cat flavored dog food??
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Why is it acceptable to hate Jews but you don’t dare say someone who is homosexual or transgender, et al is perverted?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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Why are executions not televised?
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Why do people stop at yield signs but roll through stop signs
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??