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The "Why" Thread...
« on: January 23, 2019, 09:09:27 AM »
I'll Start:


Why do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? 
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2019, 09:23:09 AM »
My first thought is so you have to go  further into the store to steel drugs but smokes are just as expensive now days




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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2019, 09:23:11 AM »
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway.


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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2019, 09:26:40 AM »
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? 
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2019, 10:53:34 AM »
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Because diet coke tastes better;-)
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2019, 10:54:56 AM »
Why do bad drivers hit the brakes to a near stop, THEN put on their turn signal as they are making the turn?
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2019, 10:55:20 AM »
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Because diet coke tastes better;-)
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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2019, 04:50:38 PM »

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

Because we can,,,,,,,,,,,
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2019, 06:35:34 PM »
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Because diet coke tastes better;-)
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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?


I love driving around all of the expensive homes we build around and seeing really high end cars parked in the street and driveway because they can’t get rid of junk!!!


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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2019, 11:40:52 PM »
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
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Re: The "Why" Thread...
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2019, 01:47:46 AM »
Why does food and drink that tastes great, normally bad for you?
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2019, 06:37:33 AM »
Why do liberals want to spend everyone else's money but not their own?
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2019, 09:07:56 AM »
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2019, 09:10:05 AM »
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Probably the same reason I can’t do anything with my left hand with out my tongue out lol


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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2019, 03:13:26 PM »
Since we are picking on the fairer sex

Why do women pluck all their eyebrows out and the draw them back in with a pencil?


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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2019, 03:14:44 PM »
Since we are picking on the fairer sex

Why do women pluck all their eyebrows out and the draw them back in with a pencil?


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?????? #bewilderment
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« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2019, 03:15:30 PM »
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?




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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2019, 03:26:42 PM »
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


Because reading minds doesn't mean you see the future  :facepalm:
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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2019, 04:56:16 PM »
^^^^ There's always one!! ;-))
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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2019, 04:57:46 PM »
OK, this better:

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do "A Practice"? 
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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2019, 05:21:50 PM »
Because like cases where they have no F clue what’s wrong they can still justify the money you spent


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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2019, 05:23:11 PM »
Why is the doctor still get paid when they didn’t finish the job?

Why is it that when concrete cracks no one cares? The only product you will ever purchase in your life that won’t cost less because of damage?


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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2019, 05:52:20 PM »
OK ^^^ Construction reasoning...OK




Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2019, 05:57:31 PM »
Why is aircraft paint remover not to be used on aircraft?

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« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2019, 07:08:51 AM »
Why is the party who claims to be tolerant so intolerant??


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« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2019, 10:00:32 AM »
Good one(s)

T: Because it may well remove parts of the aircraft!  :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2019, 10:01:06 AM »
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2019, 11:15:09 AM »
Why does the person elected as Speaker of the House, have so much trouble doing it coherently?

Why do people against building the Wall have really tall ones around their houses?

Why is it that those against citizens owning firearms, make those same citizens PAY for people to surround and protect them with those same guns?

Why is the party of Hope & Change so angry now that it's finally happening?
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« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2019, 12:51:06 PM »
I especially like that last one Mikey!
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« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2019, 02:19:49 AM »
If 7-11s are open 24 hours a day, why do they have locks on the door?

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« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2019, 06:03:33 AM »
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Because I count my calories. If I get the diet coke for lunch I can have one more bud light in the evening.
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« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2019, 06:11:28 AM »

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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

Why did my boss put 2,000 worth of hay in the building so $500,000 + worth of equipment has to sit outside in the weather for the past 3 years.
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« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2019, 10:13:14 AM »
Because cattle don't eat the equipment.
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« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2019, 11:01:06 AM »
Because cattle don't eat the equipment.
But the sunshine does!
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« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2019, 11:01:48 AM »
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 
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« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2019, 11:02:45 AM »
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 
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« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2019, 04:17:37 PM »
They have guns in Germany? Weird
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« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2019, 06:16:00 PM »
Really??;

https://youtu.be/NyIn2KCHrs4

JR was this intended to be a comedy? I'm cry laughing at the comments!
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« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2019, 08:20:57 PM »
Just an FYI really. To bad his kid was right there.
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« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2019, 09:15:43 PM »
They have guns in Germany? Weird

yes they have guns in germany, not readily available like here in the us.
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« Reply #41 on: February 01, 2019, 08:17:24 AM »
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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« Reply #42 on: February 03, 2019, 12:37:04 AM »
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Or cat flavored dog food??

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« Reply #43 on: February 03, 2019, 09:10:08 AM »
Why is it acceptable to hate Jews but you don’t dare say someone who is homosexual or transgender, et al is perverted?


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« Reply #44 on: February 03, 2019, 09:39:23 AM »
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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« Reply #45 on: February 03, 2019, 11:20:50 AM »
Why are executions not televised?


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« Reply #46 on: February 03, 2019, 05:49:36 PM »
Why do people stop at yield signs but roll through stop signs



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« Reply #47 on: February 03, 2019, 09:10:07 PM »
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why don't  they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
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