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Anyone have a home for these refugees?

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Flyin6:
Folks, these Rattlesnakes are in need of a home. They're refugees from the Hill country pushed out by snake hunting, flooding and feral hogs. Now, we think most of these are good snakes and won't bite you, but we are sure some of these will bite you without provocation. We can't tell you which of snakes in the bunch are the ones that will kill you because they all came in together and we can't tell which is which ! In fact, we found elsewhere some are the biting ones who were trained to seek out anyone and bite, hiding among the good ones. But, our government has promised to figure it out, so don't worry.

So who wants to give all these snakes a good home?

Wilbur:
Sad but true and I really like the comparison.

I am using the "Someone gives you 100 grapes, 2 are poisonous, how many would you eat?" line a LOT lately with the nutjobs here who say we should bring them all to MA....yeesh  >:(

OldKooT:
If someone pays the shipping I'll take them, they eat mice, and we could use less mice.

stlaser:
When my great grandmother passed by great aunt asked my grandpa if he had room on his 100 acre farm for her yippy dog. In his words "yeah we have a place for him, six foot under......"

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