Things My Spouse and I Disagree On

[TexasRedNeck]

Well, I mentioned this in another thread so I thought we might as well give it a shot.  Seems safe enough, I don’t think my wife is going to be on this site….


I’ll start.  I think I need more guns.  She disagrees. (And she hasn’t seen this months statement yet…lol)


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[stlaser]

I think I need more tools, larger shop and more auto parts. She disagrees, beyond that I don’t believe there is much we disagree with. Guns and ammo included….. 

[Bob Smith]

Charles if that is the biggest issue you have to deal with you are golden. You already bought them, checkmate.

[Bob Smith]

My wife thinks I am too old and unstable on my feet to be out in the hills. I offered to take her with me but she refused. Her issue must not be too important.

[Flyin6]

I want to move to the farm, she doesn't

I like to save money, she likes to spend money

I'm more of a private guy, she is more like a version of Facebook that has been hacked by: the Chinese, the Russians, north Koreans, the Iranians, Al Qaeda, Poland, the third Reich, homos of America, the gossipers network, OWN, the CIA, FBI, DIA, NSA, and the Biden's.

[TexasRedNeck]

My wife thinks I am too old and unstable on my feet to be out in the hills. I offered to take her with me but she refused. Her issue must not be too important.

Bob my philosophy Is go out doing what you love. Keep it up if it makes you happy.

Mine hates when I’m up in trees with my climbing gear. She disagrees that I should be up there no matter what.  She thinks I’m too old for that. I secretly agree but do it anyway.


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[KensAuto]

Don : "I like to save money, she likes to spend money"
You realize we know you right?

My wife wants me to sell my old house to put towards a cabin in Idaho. The rental income is making the payment on the Idaho property, and a little extra.

[JR]

Everything,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[stlaser]

Don : "I like to save money, she likes to spend money"
You realize we know you right?

My wife wants me to sell my old house to put towards a cabin in Idaho. The rental income is making the payment on the Idaho property, and a little extra.

Don, if you want to fire him I second the motion. Not because I disagree in any way with his sentiment rather for pure enjoyment of seeing him fired again! 

[TexasRedNeck]

Everything,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Oh, Jr. You have to elaborate at least a bit…..


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[Flyin6]

Don : "I like to save money, she likes to spend money"
You realize we know you right?

My wife wants me to sell my old house to put towards a cabin in Idaho. The rental income is making the payment on the Idaho property, and a little extra.

Don, if you want to fire him I second the motion. Not because I disagree in any way with his sentiment rather for pure enjoyment of seeing him fired again! 

Sean,

Ya know, I'm good with that, makes sense, sort of

Ken: You're fired

Violation of rule number 1: You messed with Big Don
No one messes with Big Don here and survives
You will be the latest example

So to review the rules, everyone:

#1 Don't Mess with Big Don
#2 Don't say or do anything that would/could possibly make Big Don look bad/wrong/incorrect/not in charge/anything like that
#3 Don't be critical of anything Big Don is building/doing/saying/thinkin'/ or anything like that
#4 Don't even think about any of the above
#5 undefined
#6 Undefined
#7 Undefined
#8 Undefined
#9-#122 Undefined
#123 Be courteous
#124 No cussin'
#125 No obsene nothin'
#126 Don't put up with hippies and the stupid things they say/do/think/build and things like that
#127 Be honorin' God, always, and even before always
#128 Help thy neighbor, even if his name is Ken or Dave and your name is Sean or Don
#129 Be kind to one another
#130 Say nice things about Don/things he says/things he does/ideas he has/suggestions he makes
And that just about does it...

[Sammconn]

Hmmm…
Then there rules look, well….
Other than all the undefined and a couple l….
Pretty dag gone ok.

[stlaser]

Don : "I like to save money, she likes to spend money"
You realize we know you right?

My wife wants me to sell my old house to put towards a cabin in Idaho. The rental income is making the payment on the Idaho property, and a little extra.

Don, if you want to fire him I second the motion. Not because I disagree in any way with his sentiment rather for pure enjoyment of seeing him fired again! 

Sean,

Ya know, I'm good with that, makes sense, sort of

Ken: You're fired

Violation of rule number 1: You messed with Big Don
No one messes with Big Don here and survives
You will be the latest example

So to review the rules, everyone:

#1 Don't Mess with Big Don
#2 Don't say or do anything that would/could possibly make Big Don look bad/wrong/incorrect/not in charge/anything like that
#3 Don't be critical of anything Big Don is building/doing/saying/thinkin'/ or anything like that
#4 Don't even think about any of the above
#5 undefined
#6 Undefined
#7 Undefined
#8 Undefined
#9-#122 Undefined
#123 Be courteous
#124 No cussin'
#125 No obsene nothin'
#126 Don't put up with hippies and the stupid things they say/do/think/build and things like that
#127 Be honorin' God, always, and even before always
#128 Help thy neighbor, even if his name is Ken or Dave and your name is Sean or Don
#129 Be kind to one another
#130 Say nice things about Don/things he says/things he does/ideas he has/suggestions he makes
And that just about does it...

Did you copyright these off your wife and change her name to yours? Asking for Ken……

[KensAuto]

Hmmm…
Then there rules look, well….
Other than all the undefined and a couple l….
Pretty dag gone ok.

Hey, zip it!
... besides, it looks like Don just copied a page from your governments handbook.

[cj7ox]

So to review the rules, everyone:

#1 Don't Mess with Big Don
#2 Don't say or do anything that would/could possibly make Big Don look bad/wrong/incorrect/not in charge/anything like that
#3 Don't be critical of anything Big Don is building/doing/saying/thinkin'/ or anything like that
#4 Don't even think about any of the above
#5 undefined
#6 Undefined
#7 Undefined
#8 Undefined
#9-#122 Undefined
#123 Be courteous
#124 No cussin'
#125 No obsene nothin'
#126 Don't put up with hippies and the stupid things they say/do/think/build and things like that
#127 Be honorin' God, always, and even before always
#128 Help thy neighbor, even if his name is Ken or Dave and your name is Sean or Don
#129 Be kind to one another
#130 Say nice things about Don/things he says/things he does/ideas he has/suggestions he makes
And that just about does it...

Don, I think you got the order wrong. Number 127 is actually number one. And #5-122 are not undefined, but Classified. And I'm a little disconcerted that I'm being lumped into the Dave category. If this is true, I need to up my "do things to get fired" game. ;-)

[KensAuto]

Re-read that Sean... it's you and him vs me and Daves. Lol

[Sammconn]

Hmmm…
Then there rules look, well….
Other than all the undefined and a couple l….
Pretty dag gone ok.

Hey, zip it!
... besides, it looks like Don just copied a page from your governments handbook.

Nope, not my gubment...
Nuthin about guns being bad in them there rules...
So can't be from my gubment.

But I think you hit the nail on the head here:

Posted by: KensAuto
« on: Today at 02:23:26 PM »Insert Quote
Re-read that Sean... it's you and him vs me and Daves. Lol

[JR]

Everything,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Oh, Jr. You have to elaborate at least a bit…..

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Thinking, really.

[Flyin6]

Don : "I like to save money, she likes to spend money"
You realize we know you right?

My wife wants me to sell my old house to put towards a cabin in Idaho. The rental income is making the payment on the Idaho property, and a little extra.

Don, if you want to fire him I second the motion. Not because I disagree in any way with his sentiment rather for pure enjoyment of seeing him fired again! 

Sean,

Ya know, I'm good with that, makes sense, sort of

Ken: You're fired

Violation of rule number 1: You messed with Big Don
No one messes with Big Don here and survives
You will be the latest example

So to review the rules, everyone:

#1 Don't Mess with Big Don
#2 Don't say or do anything that would/could possibly make Big Don look bad/wrong/incorrect/not in charge/anything like that
#3 Don't be critical of anything Big Don is building/doing/saying/thinkin'/ or anything like that
#4 Don't even think about any of the above
#5 undefined
#6 Undefined
#7 Undefined
#8 Undefined
#9-#122 Undefined
#123 Be courteous
#124 No cussin'
#125 No obsene nothin'
#126 Don't put up with hippies and the stupid things they say/do/think/build and things like that
#127 Be honorin' God, always, and even before always
#128 Help thy neighbor, even if his name is Ken or Dave and your name is Sean or Don
#129 Be kind to one another
#130 Say nice things about Don/things he says/things he does/ideas he has/suggestions he makes
And that just about does it...

Did you copyright these off your wife and change her name to yours? Asking for Ken……

I'm sorry,

That's classified

;-)

[Flyin6]

Re-read that Sean... it's you and him vs me and Daves. Lol

Good come back

Membership restored!

;-)

[cj7ox]

THIS JUST IN! DON, AKA "BIG D", RECRUITS ALL SEANs IN HIS ETERNAL BATTLE AGAINST THE KENs AND DAVEs OF RMT&S!  BIG D PLANS TO USE THIS FORCE TO ENSURE THREADS STAY ON TOPIC FOR THE GOOD OF ALL!  HIS CRACK FORCE HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED TO ASSIST IN THE FIRING OF ALL VIOLATORS.....UNTIL SUCH TIME AS HE DECIDES TO FIRE THE SEANs GUMMING UP THREADS WITH TANGENTS AND TOPICS UNRELATED!
 

[JR]

We need a bigger popcorn emoji

[Flyin6]

I need to remove that streamer/banner thing from the toolkit!

Maybe get to firin' some more people ;-)

[Sammconn]

Hey hey hey. 

Now my fellow gentlemen and Dave’s.
This is where we air our grievances with our spouses…
 

[Bigdave_185]

How many grocery bags we need to keep

She would keep all of them for ever if she could

I take handfuls and toss em





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[JR]

Oh, my wife has that beat easy. Front closet has become the overflow!

[rpar86]

They got rid of plastic bags here. Don’t know what I’m going to do for dog poop bags - I don’t want to spend money on the rolls of poop bags when these have been free for so long…

[KensAuto]

They got rid of plastic bags here. Don’t know what I’m going to do for dog poop bags - I don’t want to spend money on the rolls of poop bags when these have been free for so long…

Sounds like the answer to your woes is the 2 post above yours!

[Farmer Jon]

My neighbors put a bar in their barn and have parties. Sometimes with a live band. I like to go sometimes. Wife don't like me going and she wont go with me. We agree to disagree. I try to get home by midnight but that one time it was 4 am.  She met me at the door.  I'm lucky to be alive.

As far as guns go I get an eye roll and "oh look another gun you will never shoot".

[TexasRedNeck]

How many grocery bags we need to keep

She would keep all of them for ever if she could

I take handfuls and toss em





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Bingo.  My wife does the same. 


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[Flyin6]

^^^^^ They all do!

Why not .45 rounds or quarts of 5W-30

Why used 3 mil bags that cannot support their own weight???

[Bigdave_185]

They got rid of plastic bags here. Don’t know what I’m going to do for dog poop bags - I don’t want to spend money on the rolls of poop bags when these have been free for so long…

Sounds like the answer to your woes is the 2 post above yours!

I’ll mail ya a box stuffed full. You pay shipping lol


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[Flyin6]

They got rid of plastic bags here. Don’t know what I’m going to do for dog poop bags - I don’t want to spend money on the rolls of poop bags when these have been free for so long…

Sounds like the answer to your woes is the 2 post above yours!

I’ll mail ya a box stuffed full. You pay shipping lol


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Me 2
You can have all mine
I'll find a pallet and shipping crate...