REAL MAN TRUCKWORKS & SURVIVAL

GENERAL TOPICS => Humor, Good Stuff, and Red Neck Practices! => Topic started by: Flyin6 on February 27, 2021, 08:57:19 AM

Title: Chuck Norris rewind
Post by: Flyin6 on February 27, 2021, 08:57:19 AM: Once Chuck Norris and superman fought to see who was the toughest man ever. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants
forever!
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Post by: Flyin6 on March 01, 2021, 10:28:03 PM: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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Post by: Flyin6 on March 02, 2021, 09:23:13 AM: Want another one ;-) ??
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Post by: Flyin6 on March 02, 2021, 09:24:27 AM: When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity

He got it back!

Amazing...
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Post by: Flyin6 on March 02, 2021, 11:02:01 AM: Hmmm, no reaction

What about this one:

He can beat the sun in a staring contest!
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Post by: EL TATE on March 02, 2021, 11:40:30 AM: The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them
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Post by: EL TATE on March 02, 2021, 11:41:56 AM: Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Post by: Atkinsmatt on March 02, 2021, 12:34:34 PM: Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down.
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Post by: Atkinsmatt on March 02, 2021, 12:41:02 PM: Every year the flu gets a Chuck Norris shot.
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Post by: Nate on March 02, 2021, 01:17:42 PM: Who would have thought an airman would be known as the baddest man on earth.....lol
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Post by: Flyin6 on March 02, 2021, 10:49:54 PM: For some reason a man's left testicle is larger than his right

With Chuck Norris, each one is larger than the other!
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Post by: JR on March 03, 2021, 01:13:13 AM: :popcorn:
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Post by: Atkinsmatt on March 03, 2021, 07:50:21 AM: Chuck Norris named his daughter Mercy. That is the only time he has ever had mercy.
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Post by: cj7ox on March 03, 2021, 12:51:58 PM: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Post by: cj7ox on March 03, 2021, 12:58:34 PM: A cobra once bit Chuck Norris on the leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
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Post by: Flyin6 on March 04, 2021, 12:06:29 AM: Chuck Norris once hit a man so hard...

That his blood began to bleed!
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Post by: Atkinsmatt on March 04, 2021, 09:16:05 AM: Chuck Norris was exposed to the coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month.
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Post by: Flyin6 on March 04, 2021, 10:42:57 AM: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the crap out of it.
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Post by: cj7ox on March 04, 2021, 12:22:41 PM: Chuck Norris was once asked how many push-ups he could do. He replied, "All of them."
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Post by: cj7ox on March 04, 2021, 12:23:40 PM: Chuck Norris' tear can cure all disease. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
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Post by: Flyin6 on March 05, 2021, 12:25:45 AM: Quote from: cj7ox on March 04, 2021, 12:23:40 PM
Chuck Norris' tear can cure all disease. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
Pity! ;-)

Did you know he uses a stunt double

For his crying scenes?
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Post by: cj7ox on March 05, 2021, 12:12:36 PM: Quote from: Flyin6 on March 05, 2021, 12:25:45 AM
Quote from: cj7ox on March 04, 2021, 12:23:40 PM
Chuck Norris' tear can cure all disease. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
Pity! ;-)

Did you know he uses a stunt double

For his crying scenes?
Yep! The stunt double was generated from a strand of Chuck's beard hair.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris rewind
Post by: Flyin6 on March 05, 2021, 06:55:18 PM: Quote from: cj7ox on March 05, 2021, 12:12:36 PM
Quote from: Flyin6 on March 05, 2021, 12:25:45 AM
Quote from: cj7ox on March 04, 2021, 12:23:40 PM
Chuck Norris' tear can cure all disease. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
Pity! ;-)

Did you know he uses a stunt double

For his crying scenes?
Yep! The stunt double was generated from a strand of Chuck's beard hair.

I knew the man was strong but I have it on good authority that once when speaking to a large audience he sneezed

Afterward several women discovered they had become pregnant!
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Post by: TexasRedNeck on March 08, 2021, 09:11:54 AM: If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Post by: Flyin6 on March 08, 2021, 03:42:46 PM: Quote from: TexasRedNeck on March 08, 2021, 09:11:54 AM
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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And if you play the sound made by the first atomic detonation, slowly, backwards...

It is his name!