REAL MAN TRUCKWORKS & SURVIVAL
GENERAL TOPICS => D.O.T. => Topic started by: stlaser on January 07, 2017, 12:41:46 AM
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Friend of mine sent me this, I thought it was pretty funny. Btw, he's happily married to a very successful professional female & he's by no means sexist for the record. He lives to give people including me a hard time.
I like to go on Facebook to the pro Hilary sites and argue with them when I've had a rough day. Last month they were saying that they were holding a million woman march against trumps innageration. I told them they need to march back to the kitchen. My phone was going off all night.
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ROFLMFAO
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Friend of mine sent me this, I thought it was pretty funny. Btw, he's happily married to a very successful professional female & he's by no means sexist for the record. He lives to give people including me a hard time.
I like to go on Facebook to the pro Hilary sites and argue with them when I've had a rough day. Last month they were saying that they were holding a million woman march against trumps innageration. I told them they need to march back to the kitchen. My phone was going off all night.
Bravo! Bravo!
Not for making a sexist comment, but for who you made it to!
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I was telling my wife about this and she goes "you know I shouldn't be laughing but that's funny" & my reply was well it's typical grief coming from my buddy and she agreed.
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For the record, my wife laughed out loud about this one too. Even encouraged me to share it with her brother. She's a sweetie.
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I make sexist comments all the time. I live with 5 females, it's unavoidable. Now that said.... you have no idea how many times in any given year I will address my wife as "squaw" and someone in society will gasp...it amuses us both.
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to make pie or a sammich?
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I vote sammich
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Toss up, I like both! :tongue:
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RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
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3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!".
Can't you just hear him say all of these?
I love it. These were the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs with the words, "And May God Bless" with a big smile on his face.
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Love it!!
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ive never once mentioned proverbs 31 to my wife. not once.