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What to say when your daughters date shows up,,,,,,,,,,,,,
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:30:56 AM »
Sure this has come up a few times, but this is the best I have ever heard.

Introduce yourself, just as would be the norm. As you talk to the lad, you place your arm around his shoulder and say;

"son, whatever you do with my daughter tonight, I will do to you tomorrow"

Then of course show him your guns!!!  8)
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Re: What to say when your daughters date shows up,,,,,,,,,,,,,
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2015, 04:53:18 AM »
My oldest daughter's first real date was a boy from church....that didn't stop me from handing gim a .45 round and expounding on its benefits....."Aren't 45's great.. it's slow and heavy...it doesn't just zip through the body...it rolls around tearing flesh and organs all to pieces....have fun at the movies!" Ha.

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Re: What to say when your daughters date shows up,,,,,,,,,,,,,
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2015, 10:48:46 AM »
I made a point of cleaning the FAL and Ar on the coffee table, in shorts, boots, and a greasy t-shirt one time. All that did was force them to date behind my back. Now, 3 of them have serious relationships with some educated city boys that treat me (and them) with great respect. i like the fact that they are clean cut, respectful, yada yada, but wish they were a bit more redneck so that I could actually converse with them.I guess you can't have everything.

The maiden camping trip coming up should be a hoot. they are bringin the boys, and they have never camped before.
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2015, 11:56:45 AM »
I made a point of cleaning the FAL and Ar on the coffee table, in shorts, boots, and a greasy t-shirt one time. All that did was force them to date behind my back. Now, 3 of them have serious relationships with some eduacated city boys that treat me (and them) with great respect. i like the fact that they are clean cut, respectful, yada yada, but wish they were a bit more redneck so that I could actually converse with them.I guess you can't have everything.

The maiden camping trip coming up should be a hoot. they are bringin the boys, and they have never camped before.

That should be a magical weekend! I took my sister's boyfriend fishing once. After tying his lines and baiting his hook I decided that he needed to be the "net guy" for the rest of the day. it was nice having another limit in the boat however.
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2015, 12:29:47 PM »
I have 3 sisters. My Dad worked 2-3 jobs at any given time and mom was sweet but naïve. When the senior basketball team captain asked my freshman sister, who he didn't even really know, to homecoming, I was instantly on guard. This is in October for us, and Dad an I were prepping for an early morning departure over to Banks lake, potholes area of Coulee City for some serious waterfowl and upland hunting when he showed up to take her to the dance. I was legitimately putting the 870 back together after stripping it down for a once through as it had been a full off season since I shot it last, I really wasn't trying to be intimidating, just worked out that way. I asked him where they were going to dinner, and he struggled to remember the name. Asked if he was buying dinner and he said, "well we were thinking about going dutch". I racked the slide and set it down; "I don't really think my 15 year old sister should be paying for dinner do you?" My dad quietly chuckled. "well no, I guess you're right that would be weird." I pointed out that she had an 11:00 curfew to which he responded, "but the dance isn't over until midnight..." "guess you guys should leave around 10:30 then to make sure you're not late?". She was dropped off at 9:30, and didn't speak to me for a week. Turns out as soon as they got to the dance he ditched her for some other hapless girl and wound up with a statutory rape charge. (His Ritchie Rich country club parents' lawyer beat the charge). As much grief as I caught for it with my sister it was worth every bit of it.
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Re: What to say when your daughters date shows up,,,,,,,,,,,,,
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2015, 01:22:47 PM »
Take them city boys shooting and it may open them up some.

I thinking cleaning a gun is the number 1 thing any dad does as a subliminal warning for that first date.
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2015, 07:48:39 PM »
Do a Major Payne on them

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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2015, 06:01:59 PM »
I've often thought leaving a silhouette target with 13 out of 14 rounds touching each other in the bullseye had a significant effect on the fiancé of my oldest daughter, but with HIM being a former Marine and his father being ex-military similar to Don's crowd laid a good foundation! 

The wedding next Sept. will be comical - I told my daughter I'd be the one with an odd bulge in the cumber-bun and his dad said the same thing!  He's from Texas, me Illinos and they're getting married in Detroit.......I think they're trying to get their fathers in trouble, or thin out the oxygen thieves in the motor city!
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2015, 07:01:31 PM »

I thinking cleaning a gun is the number 1 thing any dad does as a subliminal warning for that first date.

THIS is why I come here....I told a LOT of people around here what I did and I had so many people look at me with a TOTAL lack of understanding or that "you own a gun?" look/comment. Sheesh. Did I tell you I hate this state? :(

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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2015, 10:56:20 PM »
mike used oxygen thief........;D
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2015, 11:20:09 PM »

I thinking cleaning a gun is the number 1 thing any dad does as a subliminal warning for that first date.

THIS is why I come here....I told a LOT of people around here what I did and I had so many people look at me with a TOTAL lack of understanding or that "you own a gun?" look/comment. Sheesh. Did I tell you I hate this state? :(

Reminds me:

This is my weapon, this is my gun, this ones for fighting, this ones for fun.....
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Re: What to say when your daughters date shows up,,,,,,,,,,,,,
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2015, 08:49:06 AM »
Mikey: Settle down, settle down!
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Re: What to say when your daughters date shows up,,,,,,,,,,,,,
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2015, 11:07:30 AM »
My wife meets the girls dates. I have been told I should not come into contact during the initial stages of dating. They still hold it against me that I once chased one of my Daughters boy friends down a sidewalk in my Pickup after basically driving over his car. It's been a decade since then...or close.

Flip side, my wife's no push over, and she makes sure the "boys" are aware she knows their Mom, Grandmother, and most likely their entire blood line. Which seems to keep things on some semblance of balance.

I just sit at a distance and watch, sometimes I summon my faithful companion "dumb dog" He is trained to urinate on vehicles wheels on command.

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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2015, 04:12:10 PM »
don't feel bad norm, you are just being kept in wait for the real emergency!
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Re: What to say - Application to Date My Daughter
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2015, 11:45:24 AM »
I think this is as appropriate today as when I came across it 20 years ago!
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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2015, 02:49:07 PM »
That is fantastic!
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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2015, 04:07:05 PM »
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Re: What to say when your daughters date shows up,,,,,,,,,,,,,
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2015, 04:27:42 PM »
That form is awesome. Don't have any daughters, but if I did...
I just don't want to wind up missing a digit or limb.  I can sometimes get in a hurry to get results.
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« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2015, 06:12:44 PM »
I past that form around to 2 of the boyfriends this weekend, and told them that although they are already dating, that the answers still apply!
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« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2015, 07:06:03 PM »
so in other words you gave them home work.........and when is the home work due?
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