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I just thought it was funny!
« on: May 05, 2017, 09:49:20 AM »
A US Navy Aviator is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the RAF exchange pilot that lives next-door.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
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Re: I just thought it was funny!
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2017, 10:29:41 AM »
Haha!

So you saying those RAF guys are pretty sharp?  :cheesy:

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Re: I just thought it was funny!
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2017, 11:33:08 AM »
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Re: I just thought it was funny!
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2017, 01:31:23 PM »
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I just don't want to wind up missing a digit or limb.  I can sometimes get in a hurry to get results.
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Re: I just thought it was funny!
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2017, 04:12:57 PM »
Haha!

So you saying those RAF guys are pretty sharp?  :cheesy:
Ya know...sharp:yes, but in a different way

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Re: I just thought it was funny!
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2017, 11:48:41 PM »
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