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Offline Flyin6

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Home protection for liberals:
« on: March 30, 2017, 05:30:44 PM »
A 9mm, a couple of clips and a box of shells!
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Re: Home protection for liberals:
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2017, 05:58:10 PM »
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Seems legit... :cool:
I just don't want to wind up missing a digit or limb.  I can sometimes get in a hurry to get results.
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Re: Home protection for liberals:
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2017, 06:52:11 PM »
Yikes I have seen all those items in our home. But I have known for a long time my wife needs to come over to the other side... :facepalm:

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Re: Home protection for liberals:
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2017, 08:12:30 PM »
Are you a democrat, republican or a redneck??

Here is a little test that will help you decide

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist !




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Re: Home protection for liberals:
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2017, 01:46:30 AM »
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Charles...Charles...Charles...

I love it!
I guess it was a CC 40, only 10 rounds per grouping.
I just don't want to wind up missing a digit or limb.  I can sometimes get in a hurry to get results.
Sam

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Re: Home protection for liberals:
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2017, 09:47:28 AM »
Coulda been a 22 rounder with a few to spare too......
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