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« Reply #450 on: July 14, 2020, 10:10:03 PM »
Heck, my wife and I could do this as a couple routine. After 11 children she doesn’t even know what a nights sleep is. ;)


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« Reply #451 on: July 14, 2020, 11:24:35 PM »
You know what the cause of that is, besides trying to bankrupt yourself?
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« Reply #452 on: July 15, 2020, 07:43:57 AM »
I stole this from Bobby!
Funny right there


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« Reply #453 on: July 17, 2020, 03:54:30 PM »
Shawn,
Hey found a cool DIY for cheapo mag wheels!

Thought you'd like to get out in front of this

I mean, yea, this kid invented it, but no one has thought of offerin' different color tape...

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« Reply #454 on: July 17, 2020, 03:57:12 PM »
Chicago,

Man, you just gotta be proud of things lately!
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« Reply #455 on: July 17, 2020, 04:10:46 PM »
Now thats funny right there!!!!!
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« Reply #456 on: July 17, 2020, 04:14:21 PM »
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« Reply #457 on: July 17, 2020, 08:33:08 PM »
This is a personal favorite of mine.

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« Reply #458 on: July 21, 2020, 10:37:26 PM »



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« Reply #459 on: August 24, 2020, 03:46:08 PM »
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« Reply #460 on: August 31, 2020, 01:38:17 PM »
Don, who took a picture of you?!
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« Reply #461 on: August 31, 2020, 08:48:02 PM »
That'd be pretty darn funny if it wasn't actually him!
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« Reply #462 on: August 31, 2020, 09:08:36 PM »
So is hay an insulator?


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« Reply #463 on: August 31, 2020, 09:36:24 PM »
So is hay an insulator?


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Probably a good one, until it burns, then who cares.
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« Reply #464 on: September 01, 2020, 11:29:39 AM »
What's so funny??? I'm not seein' it...

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« Reply #465 on: September 19, 2020, 02:49:53 PM »
                           

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« Reply #466 on: October 18, 2020, 04:03:47 PM »
For your thoughtful consideration:
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« Reply #467 on: October 30, 2020, 09:16:24 AM »
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« Reply #468 on: October 30, 2020, 09:24:45 AM »
I tell ya what, the mastiff is rancid.  He can clear the garage with two 50 something fans.  The med he is on oh boy!!

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« Reply #469 on: October 30, 2020, 02:42:22 PM »
Thats what you get having a dog bigger than you.
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« Reply #470 on: October 30, 2020, 09:15:07 PM »
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« Reply #471 on: October 30, 2020, 11:40:05 PM »
Dats badd


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« Reply #472 on: October 31, 2020, 04:58:43 AM »
Itting!!!!
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« Reply #473 on: October 31, 2020, 03:26:40 PM »
Best Halloween costume. Stolen from Facebook

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« Reply #474 on: November 04, 2020, 02:50:22 PM »
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« Reply #475 on: November 06, 2020, 09:42:27 PM »
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« Reply #476 on: November 09, 2020, 07:16:54 AM »



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« Reply #477 on: November 09, 2020, 01:03:24 PM »
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Nate, reminds of a few years ago (actually 14) when I got chewed on by a SGM for not saluting his Captain. I had recognized the Captain, but we were in a no salute zone, so I didn't render one. The SGM chased me down, and commenced to chewing my @$$. When he took a breath, I responded, "Since we're on the topic of customs and courtesies, SGM, I'm having a real hard time understanding you without your feet being at 45*." I was a senior 1LT. LOL! I though he was going to stroke out right there!
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« Reply #478 on: November 09, 2020, 01:57:19 PM »
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Nate, reminds of a few years ago (actually 14) when I got chewed on by a SGM for not saluting his Captain. I had recognized the Captain, but we were in a no salute zone, so I didn't render one. The SGM chased me down, and commenced to chewing my @$$. When he took a breath, I responded, "Since we're on the topic of customs and courtesies, SGM, I'm having a real hard time understanding you without your feet being at 45*." I was a senior 1LT. LOL! I though he was going to stroke out right there!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he must have been fresh out the academy
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« Reply #479 on: November 09, 2020, 02:02:56 PM »
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Nate, reminds of a few years ago (actually 14) when I got chewed on by a SGM for not saluting his Captain. I had recognized the Captain, but we were in a no salute zone, so I didn't render one. The SGM chased me down, and commenced to chewing my @$$. When he took a breath, I responded, "Since we're on the topic of customs and courtesies, SGM, I'm having a real hard time understanding you without your feet being at 45*." I was a senior 1LT. LOL! I though he was going to stroke out right there!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he must have been fresh out the academy

After that, he went to have a chat with my CSM. My CSM told him, "You best mind your own business, or you might get your @$ whupped!" LOL! That poor dude definitely had a bad day. My CSM did call me in and ask me to go easy for a while, because I was causing him trouble. He and I had a very good, solid, relationship. LOL
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« Reply #480 on: November 09, 2020, 06:28:29 PM »
and the sad thing is, that E-8's going thru the academy act like they are the greatest thing since sliced bread and that everybody shall bow down to them.  you should see some of the uniform violations they do while in the gyms at bliss. 

but then again....

in 2014/2015 (dont remember the year)...when the first rounds of the QMP/QSP were happening, 50% of the academy staff was given walking papers.
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« Reply #481 on: November 11, 2020, 07:25:37 AM »
I actually like snow but I about spit my coffee out when I seen this!

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« Reply #482 on: November 11, 2020, 09:27:14 AM »
I served with a Cherokee. Ron was solid and always had my back. Not a Special Ops guy, but if you were flying around wearing a 101st path you were on his turf. He was either your friend or not and you always knew which way it was. I always admired and respected him, still do.

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« Reply #483 on: November 15, 2020, 10:32:42 AM »
                             

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« Reply #485 on: November 19, 2020, 08:06:20 AM »
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« Reply #487 on: November 19, 2020, 01:07:36 PM »
I don't see a tree or Fred Gwinn. Wait, I knew that way to easy. Yep, old man.
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« Reply #488 on: November 19, 2020, 07:00:44 PM »
                                       

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« Reply #490 on: December 07, 2020, 10:46:11 AM »
Sorry David, Although we all surely agree, I'm not lettin' profanity in too great a quantity in these parts.
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« Reply #491 on: December 07, 2020, 01:40:16 PM »
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« Reply #492 on: January 05, 2021, 06:53:10 PM »
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« Reply #493 on: January 05, 2021, 09:00:44 PM »
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« Reply #494 on: January 06, 2021, 11:46:54 PM »
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« Reply #499 on: March 08, 2021, 10:07:28 PM »
Too soon......?
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