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Title: Sharpton and Jackson preaching in Chicago!
Post by: Flyin6 on December 16, 2016, 08:34:12 PM
Going to Church in Chicago

 

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

 

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."

Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.  After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold --- My frickin' car was gone !

 

Amen
Title: Re: Sharpton and Jackson preaching in Chicago!
Post by: stlaser on December 16, 2016, 08:43:00 PM
I dread chitown.......
Title: Re: Sharpton and Jackson preaching in Chicago!
Post by: Flyin6 on December 16, 2016, 09:26:41 PM
I dread chitown.......
Yea...

But,

The joke was funny, right?
Title: Re: Sharpton and Jackson preaching in Chicago!
Post by: stlaser on December 16, 2016, 09:47:57 PM
Oh it was a joke?  ;)
Title: Re: Sharpton and Jackson preaching in Chicago!
Post by: cudakidd53 on December 17, 2016, 07:35:00 AM
Oh it was a joke?  ;)

Nope, "Prophesy"!
Title: Re: Sharpton and Jackson preaching in Chicago!
Post by: stlaser on December 17, 2016, 09:20:11 AM
Lol, copy that..... ;D
Title: Re: Sharpton and Jackson preaching in Chicago!
Post by: Wilbur on December 17, 2016, 09:45:27 AM
But Sharp ton and Jackson were fighting over who was going to steal it.  >:(
Title: Re: Sharpton and Jackson preaching in Chicago!
Post by: JR on December 17, 2016, 11:55:54 AM
With them, its a "donation"
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