REAL MAN TRUCKWORKS & SURVIVAL
GENERAL TOPICS => Humor, Good Stuff, and Red Neck Practices! => Topic started by: Flyin6 on December 16, 2016, 08:34:12 PM
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Going to Church in Chicago
When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."
Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold --- My frickin' car was gone !
Amen
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I dread chitown.......
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I dread chitown.......
Yea...
But,
The joke was funny, right?
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Oh it was a joke? ;)
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Oh it was a joke? ;)
Nope, "Prophesy"!
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Lol, copy that..... ;D
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But Sharp ton and Jackson were fighting over who was going to steal it. >:(
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With them, its a "donation"