REAL MAN TRUCKWORKS & SURVIVAL
GENERAL TOPICS => D.O.T. => Topic started by: stewie on January 25, 2018, 08:47:08 PM
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His western name is chunk. He goes by chunkles, captain chunk & the prince.
back in august he converted to islam and now his name is alu bin chunkula.
at the time he was living in what was his "hidey hole". a very poorly constructed living space under our deck that i could not keep dry.
because i love my wife, i decided to build him a bachelor pad that was both elevated and dry. it was painted today, but now he is demanding a minaret on top.
after briefing my wife on his demands, i got the cold stare.
she didn't get the irony there.
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Spider hole! Sadam Bacon Hussein
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Stewie, we have rules here.....
Pics or it didn’t happen! :tongue:
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Stewie, we have rules here.....
Pics or it didn’t happen! :tongue:
i took of a photo of the mosque. ill get it posted up soon.
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Stewie, we have rules here.....
Pics or it didn’t happen! :tongue:
i took of a photo of the mosque. ill get it posted up soon.
:popcorn:
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This is too much
Pigs don't have religious affiliations
Yet
Here
We have one who has "converted to Islam
You see just how nutz this really is
By converting
He (She?)
Would have first have to been some other religion
And Pigs don't have religious affiliations!
Someone fix this... :wink:
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Conversion to bacon and ham will fix it all. Lol.
Now if he's a pet, Then that makes this conversion harder.
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I am cry laughing at this right now
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Convert him to Breakfast. It can be served any time of day.
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What a bunch of hams......
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he's my wife's pet pig, so unless its an apocalypse, he's off limits.
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What a bunch of hams......
(Cue David Caruso slow motion walking to The Who) YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
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so i am busy running background checks on him for purposes of mosque operation in my backyard. he also went by the alias of "count chunkula" at one time.
he's demanding halal feed now, too.
not sure if the local tractor supply has any.
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How many virgins do pigs get in heaven? I think you should ask CAIR for the answer. Hahaha
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I believe that you should send him to Guantanamo Bay Colorado, where Shawn can enhanced interrogate him using the Green Mountain system. Give it an hour or so and I’m sure he’ll squeal!
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so not luck sourcing halal feed. he called me an infidel this morning.
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so not luck sourcing halal feed. he called me an infidel this morning.
Sad state of affairs
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anyone ever take their pig to mecca?
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No but I’d sponsor one. Delivered on the tip of a trident missle
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I agree with Charles, 48 hours notice then turn that place to glass and remove Islam from history.....
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I agree with Charles, 48 seconds notice then turn that place to glass and remove Islam from history.....
FIFY
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I agree with Charles, 48 seconds notice then turn that place to glass and remove Islam from history.....
FIFY
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Hey, timing is not my strong suit...... :tongue:
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Haven't they already been given notice?............... :rolleyes: I guess it would just be "The will of Ahhaa"
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Haven't they already been given notice?............... :rolleyes: I guess it would just be "The will of Ahhaa"
Lol