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You may be deploying to a _hithole if...
« on: January 16, 2018, 12:21:53 PM »
Our Presidents comments mean different things to different folks...



You might be deploying to a ?_hit Hole?:

 

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

2. If the Mobilization NCO tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything- You might be deploying to a crap Hole.

 

4. If the ?Area Cultural? briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

5. If the ?Area Cultural? briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

6. If the ?Area Cultural? briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

7. If the ?Medical Briefing? includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

8. If the ?Medical Briefing? includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for ?Number of Personnel Med-Evaced? from theater for unknown diseases- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole
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Re: You may be deploying to a _hithole if...
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2018, 12:28:09 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: You may be deploying to a _hithole if...
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2018, 02:48:18 PM »
or you are deploying to a future democrat voter heaven
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Re: You may be deploying to a _hithole if...
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2018, 06:37:10 PM »
is 9 out of 10 bad?

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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2018, 12:15:20 AM »
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Re: You may be deploying to a _hithole if...
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2018, 08:47:56 AM »
Our Presidents comments mean different things to different folks...



You might be deploying to a ?_hit Hole?:

 

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

2. If the Mobilization NCO tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything- You might be deploying to a crap Hole.

 

4. If the ?Area Cultural? briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

5. If the ?Area Cultural? briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

6. If the ?Area Cultural? briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

7. If the ?Medical Briefing? includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

8. If the ?Medical Briefing? includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for ?Number of Personnel Med-Evaced? from theater for unknown diseases- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole.

 

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars- You might be deploying to a _hit Hole

sounds like baltimore or a few others places i can think of.
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