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How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
« on: May 14, 2015, 12:40:01 AM »
I'm a high gripper, as a matter of fact I bevel out my trigger guard to get the highest grip possible... So this is basically the constant state of my right thumb knuckle...  :-\ :)
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Re: How to know you're doing it right-
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2015, 09:23:49 AM »
I'm a high gripper, as a matter of fact I bevel out my trigger guard to get the highest grip possible... So this is basically the constant state of my right thumb knuckle...  :-\ :)

'Tis but a scratch...
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Re: How to know you're doing it right-
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2015, 09:42:26 AM »
Eventually it will all be milled off by the slide.
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Re: How to know you're doing it right-
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2015, 04:15:57 PM »
Looks like you need to build up scar tissue,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Re: How to know you're doing it right-
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2015, 05:37:30 PM »
Hope you cleaned the bottom of that slide right away.......blood eats bluing ASAP!  Poor Glock!  ;D
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Re: How to know you're doing it right-
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2015, 08:17:56 PM »
I'm a high gripper, as a matter of fact I bevel out my trigger guard to get the highest grip possible... So this is basically the constant state of my right thumb knuckle...  :-\ :)

'Tis but a scratch...

But you have no arms and no legs..... Come back and fight like a man!  ROFL
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Re: How to know you're doing it right-
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2015, 01:36:43 AM »
But you have no arms and no legs..... Come back and fight like a man!  ROFL

Was waiting to see if anyone would catch on. I haven't seen that movie in years.
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2015, 06:26:23 AM »
But you have no arms and no legs..... Come back and fight like a man!  ROFL

Was waiting to see if anyone would catch on. I haven't seen that movie in years.

"Whaaat is your name!"........"why do you seek the Grail?"  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2015, 07:28:36 AM »
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry
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Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2015, 12:38:00 AM »
Oh, just what I need, Monty Python skits!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2015, 06:01:35 AM »
Bring me the machine that goes BEEP!
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Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2015, 07:52:27 AM »
"What's your favorite color?"

"What's the wing velocity of a sparrow?"
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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2015, 01:54:06 PM »
Bring me the machine that goes BEEP!
Love that one!
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Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2015, 02:12:08 PM »
"What's your favorite color?"

"What's the wing velocity of a sparrow?"
"African, or European???"
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Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2015, 10:12:06 PM »
"What's your favorite color?"

"What's the wing velocity of a sparrow?"
"African, or European???"
Poof!

What was that bridge over anyway...Was it the valley of doom or something like that?
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« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2015, 10:45:35 PM »
But it is a thin mint....
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Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2015, 09:43:51 AM »
Three is the number that thou shall count, and the number shall be three
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Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2015, 12:03:14 PM »
There was a panhandler at the Mexican place we go to at work, and my buddy said that he looked like the "bridge keeper"...... He finally disappeared mid winter and we surmised that someone must have asked "European of African"?
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Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2015, 12:44:48 PM »
5 is right out!
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Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2015, 01:37:29 PM »
I gotta say, to me, that rabbit just didn't look scary like the guy wearing horns on his head was sayin!

To the first knight the King says, "off with his head"

Then the knight says something like, "Right-oh, rabbit stew coming right up!"

Then the horn-head guy, "See, I tried to tell ya!"
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« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2015, 08:48:08 PM »
Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

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« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2015, 08:52:31 PM »
Or one of my other favorites

"I can't take him, he's not dead yet its against the regulations"
"isnt there something you can do?"
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« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2015, 12:38:32 PM »
Or one of my other favorites

"I can't take him, he's not dead yet its against the regulations"
"isnt there something you can do?"
THUNK
"Oh thank you very much" 

"Well can't you just hit him in the head?"

My favorite is in the background of that scene where the peasant is smacking a live cat against the side of the house repeatedly while watching the goings on.

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Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
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« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2015, 12:09:45 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu13UrF3UDU

Must have been a very large mosquito....
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Re: How to... Scribble- Monty Python quotes and stuff
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2015, 06:23:06 AM »
In a boat lost at sea........"let's eat Johnson!  We can't eat Johnson, he has a gammy leg!"

That was a recurrent line on a trip in the Boundary Waters after we'd paddled past a dead deer in the water that really stunk.  And since we had Spam as our breakfast meat........Spam, spam, spam, spam.............. ???
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